As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
14497. | Danail (dansarch) | 69.11 | 98% | 2020-02-25 |
14498. | Azam (mazam216) | 69.11 | 98% | 2021-06-02 |
14499. | You (checkicus) | 69.11 | 98% | 2022-01-17 |
14500. | Daniel (xdanielx456) | 69.11 | 97% | 2019-08-31 |
14501. | Jackson (neatoburrito) | 69.11 | 95.5% | 2021-02-23 |
14502. | hehe (spicyaim) | 69.10 | 96% | 2020-09-19 |
14503. | Rich (safety4zone) | 69.10 | 97% | 2015-07-14 |
14504. | michael (mikeyjohn) | 69.10 | 95% | 2018-10-11 |
14505. | OldMcFarlane (oldmcfarlane) | 69.10 | 98% | 2018-09-02 |
14506. | 死 (dusk69) | 69.10 | 90% | 2017-02-11 |
14507. | Dragon (dragonpoint) | 69.10 | 99% | 2015-08-25 |
14508. | Brian (vance071) | 69.09 | 98% | 2021-10-30 |
14509. | Jim (jimvang8790) | 69.09 | 98% | 2020-10-03 |
14510. | Michael (mikeydabous) | 69.09 | 97% | 2020-03-05 |
14511. | Michael (raczcar) | 69.09 | 93% | 2016-09-11 |
14512. | Logan (soundoholi2490) | 69.09 | 91% | 2016-07-29 |
14513. | ScocoPope (scocopal) | 69.08 | 97% | 2021-12-07 |
14514. | Mhark (mharkmharkmhark) | 69.08 | 96% | 2020-10-16 |
14515. | Wony (hentalover69) | 69.08 | 95% | 2019-02-05 |
14516. | ngo duc (black_z_13) | 69.08 | 94% | 2016-06-24 |
14517. | tysabe (tysabe) | 69.08 | 95% | 2016-10-17 |
14518. | Teddie (teddie37) | 69.07 | 97% | 2022-08-28 |
14519. | Ayvar (ayvar) | 69.06 | 96% | 2023-08-26 |
14520. | Vishal (vishalnehra) | 69.06 | 95% | 2020-10-20 |
14521. | Bro (brosos) | 69.06 | 96% | 2021-02-24 |
14522. | Paolo (oloapss) | 69.06 | 94% | 2021-02-24 |
14523. | Khashayar (khashayarxcm) | 69.06 | 96% | 2019-10-29 |
14524. | Kang (kanghsi) | 69.05 | 94% | 2023-05-29 |
14525. | Teun (typingthunder) | 69.05 | 94.6% | 2023-10-01 |
14526. | Pat (james52) | 69.05 | 96% | 2016-05-16 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |