As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
14574. | 🐌 (paultippt) | 68.92 | 96% | 2021-11-15 |
14575. | Wasil (wasil3081) | 68.92 | 90% | 2016-06-28 |
14576. | navuhodonosor (navuhodonosor) | 68.91 | 98% | 2022-09-24 |
14577. | Long (phamlong0711) | 68.91 | 97% | 2023-07-29 |
14578. | light (pinkyhurts) | 68.91 | 96% | 2021-08-26 |
14579. | Mia (spoobin) | 68.90 | 98% | 2023-09-25 |
14580. | JohnnyBoy (_johny_boy_) | 68.89 | 96% | 2023-05-14 |
14581. | Dice (dmontoo) | 68.89 | 92% | 2016-11-05 |
14582. | william (longdongdi) | 68.89 | 97% | 2017-09-11 |
14583. | Singing (singing_griffin) | 68.89 | 94% | 2017-03-06 |
14584. | Ethan (ethene) | 68.88 | 98% | 2021-02-28 |
14585. | kasra (kasraclan) | 68.88 | 97% | 2022-06-29 |
14586. | Montag (montag) | 68.88 | 96% | 2018-10-12 |
14587. | vuong (boneykute) | 68.88 | 94% | 2016-07-29 |
14588. | Sourish (sourish1997) | 68.87 | 97% | 2023-04-24 |
14589. | jesse (jessef_9000) | 68.87 | 98% | 2022-06-23 |
14590. | Jacob (liljmill) | 68.86 | 98% | 2021-12-17 |
14591. | dezole (dezole) | 68.86 | 97% | 2023-09-02 |
14592. | Aryan (alemantrix) | 68.86 | 97% | 2021-06-01 |
14593. | Complex (eshimelis) | 68.86 | 91% | 2015-07-14 |
14594. | brooklyn (raise_the_bar) | 68.86 | 97% | 2015-08-22 |
14595. | Last Michael (last_michael) | 68.86 | 97% | 2017-07-13 |
14596. | irfan (hanip) | 68.86 | 96% | 2016-08-03 |
14597. | Discharger (fty1777) | 68.85 | 97% | 2021-08-26 |
14598. | Tina (archetype90) | 68.85 | 98% | 2018-01-04 |
14599. | Kaius (kazm0) | 68.85 | 95% | 2020-08-17 |
14600. | Lostdawg3 (lostdawg3) | 68.84 | 96% | 2022-11-07 |
14601. | Enreden (enreden) | 68.84 | 97% | 2021-10-01 |
14602. | Nicholas (abowlofrice) | 68.84 | 97% | 2020-07-10 |
14603. | ndh (ndhtypes) | 68.84 | 95% | 2015-04-20 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |