As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
18247. | slowpoke (mrookie) | 59.39 | 96% | 2019-10-30 |
18248. | Abhijeet (free_wanderer) | 59.38 | 95% | 2022-05-20 |
18249. | naif (naifpar) | 59.38 | 94.2% | 2021-02-03 |
18250. | asdfasdf (dfjsfsfdgsgdfg) | 59.38 | 100% | 2019-01-21 |
18251. | Raphael (crazydrmad) | 59.37 | 96% | 2022-04-18 |
18252. | Daniel (jinkoplays) | 59.37 | 97.2% | 2021-01-29 |
18253. | Andres (dandidandi) | 59.37 | 96% | 2020-10-21 |
18254. | gaco vu (gaco1089) | 59.37 | 97% | 2015-10-26 |
18255. | Diego (diegocr) | 59.36 | 93% | 2016-08-23 |
18256. | Kaiserstrat (kaiserstrat) | 59.36 | 95% | 2018-11-28 |
18257. | TheXFalcon (xavier_poh) | 59.36 | 96% | 2021-11-11 |
18258. | Keith (keith_qwerty) | 59.36 | 97% | 2022-01-01 |
18259. | truong (truongtruong3011) | 59.36 | 97% | 2020-03-27 |
18260. | Mohammad (01966466255) | 59.36 | 91% | 2016-04-08 |
18261. | Athul (night_shark) | 59.35 | 95% | 2021-09-22 |
18262. | Luke (liroj) | 59.34 | 96% | 2015-11-05 |
18263. | Ben (ben_schoeman) | 59.33 | 95.4% | 2021-02-23 |
18264. | enrique (fugitivecloud) | 59.33 | 94% | 2017-06-05 |
18265. | Naol (naolchala) | 59.32 | 95% | 2022-11-16 |
18266. | Leo (luvleo) | 59.32 | 97% | 2022-02-12 |
18267. | Eirik (madmax01) | 59.32 | 96.6% | 2021-02-18 |
18268. | Josiah (thejinjam) | 59.32 | 89% | 2015-07-10 |
18269. | Cream (creamu9) | 59.31 | 94% | 2021-12-10 |
18270. | HAFIZ (hafizshahzaman) | 59.31 | 98% | 2016-11-05 |
18271. | Jack (hijack_skunk) | 59.31 | 96% | 2021-01-14 |
18272. | Gabriel (gasanteo_1) | 59.30 | 99% | 2023-04-27 |
18273. | Johnson (_golden) | 59.30 | 98% | 2023-08-19 |
18274. | Martin (s09853) | 59.30 | 87% | 2015-08-22 |
18275. | Uniteled (uniteledhun) | 59.30 | 89% | 2017-02-24 |
18276. | star (starkshine) | 59.30 | 93% | 2017-03-29 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |