As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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14911. | tstats[ipawan] (ipawan) | 68.20 | 97% | 2023-03-04 |
14912. | Adarsh (mrr0b0t797) | 68.20 | 98% | 2022-08-22 |
14913. | Kevin (kevin2049) | 68.20 | 96% | 2020-10-02 |
14914. | Avnil (lavamagma) | 68.20 | 93% | 2017-03-14 |
14915. | Dillan (dactaxx) | 68.19 | 95% | 2016-11-23 |
14916. | Toko (xisderr) | 68.19 | 96% | 2023-02-16 |
14917. | ChmpionL (lu_fattori) | 68.19 | 97% | 2022-03-29 |
14918. | Steven (sanstotz) | 68.19 | 93% | 2016-08-02 |
14919. | Wasim (ahsaanfd1) | 68.18 | 95% | 2016-04-29 |
14920. | Danny (thirtythree33) | 68.18 | 96% | 2021-01-19 |
14921. | Jamie (rium) | 68.18 | 94% | 2016-04-05 |
14922. | Petiks (petiks) | 68.18 | 93% | 2015-04-04 |
14923. | Andy (hukian541) | 68.17 | 92% | 2015-11-23 |
14924. | Melvin (melvin_fernandez3) | 68.17 | 98% | 2023-02-27 |
14925. | Andreas (satrage) | 68.17 | 97% | 2016-04-05 |
14926. | M (marinater) | 68.17 | 90% | 2017-02-09 |
14927. | x (frs4ken) | 68.16 | 90% | 2016-08-21 |
14928. | DameTime (dametime) | 68.15 | 95% | 2023-08-27 |
14929. | Samir (wlansamir2001) | 68.15 | 97% | 2023-06-22 |
14930. | Happe (happe) | 68.14 | 88% | 2016-03-28 |
14931. | Kritik (chaoseyy) | 68.14 | 96% | 2021-07-18 |
14932. | Aszendent (aszendent) | 68.14 | 98% | 2022-11-22 |
14933. | Brandon (branflakes1522) | 68.14 | 89% | 2016-01-26 |
14934. | salman (salman1122) | 68.14 | 96% | 2019-09-19 |
14935. | Anthony (funger99) | 68.13 | 98% | 2021-01-08 |
14936. | Aaron (akelious) | 68.12 | 98% | 2022-02-28 |
14937. | Nikolaj (mexination) | 68.12 | 98% | 2022-08-31 |
14938. | Victor (tohorvic) | 68.12 | 97% | 2017-07-10 |
14939. | NORMIES (enter000) | 68.12 | 91% | 2016-02-23 |
14940. | tipper (tipperjones) | 68.12 | 96% | 2019-03-03 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |