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As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.

—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams

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Universe Races Average WPM First Race
Default (English) 43,383 80.96 April 3, 2015
Long Texts 111 85.29 December 30, 2016
Instant Death Mode 26 95.47 February 19, 2019
ᗜ Stenography 2 63.08 May 30, 2021