As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
5882. | Long (longn5) | 91.92 | 96% | 2017-05-06 |
5883. | Selemeles (selemeles) | 91.92 | 97% | 2018-09-09 |
5884. | FiB0 (fiboss) | 91.91 | 97% | 2021-10-31 |
5885. | Major Major Major Major (j_63) | 91.91 | 96% | 2016-02-18 |
5886. | cubis (cubis) | 91.91 | 96% | 2017-05-05 |
5887. | HotTubStream (hottubstream) | 91.90 | 97% | 2023-09-01 |
5888. | Raider (raider_28) | 91.90 | 96% | 2020-06-15 |
5889. | Darion (derx) | 91.89 | 95% | 2016-06-17 |
5890. | Brian (shjang1007) | 91.88 | 96% | 2016-11-04 |
5891. | Aayush (imqwerty) | 91.88 | 97% | 2020-08-19 |
5892. | Hal (goscinny2) | 91.88 | 97% | 2018-09-20 |
5893. | yasin (yasin321) | 91.87 | 19% | 2016-05-25 |
5894. | Josh (jhc9999) | 91.85 | 97% | 2022-08-02 |
5895. | chris (llamas876) | 91.85 | 97.4% | 2021-02-04 |
5896. | Mathew (dna44) | 91.85 | 97% | 2020-01-17 |
5897. | Declan (deccazz) | 91.85 | 98.2% | 2024-01-10 |
5898. | 65best (dunneljir) | 91.84 | 98% | 2020-05-14 |
5899. | ogamiseta (samarthos) | 91.84 | 97% | 2020-08-15 |
5900. | Nate (flarpyz) | 91.84 | 97.8% | 2021-02-26 |
5901. | Hans (hans007) | 91.84 | 96% | 2015-04-14 |
5902. | Giulio (giulio89) | 91.84 | 98% | 2017-09-23 |
5903. | coruey (coruey) | 91.83 | 98% | 2023-10-30 |
5904. | tee (nullable) | 91.83 | 97% | 2021-08-25 |
5905. | Kid from Beyoğlu (euthymia) | 91.83 | 97% | 2021-04-18 |
5906. | xagaxi (xagaxi) | 91.82 | 98% | 2022-12-03 |
5907. | Francisco (patleitao) | 91.82 | 97% | 2019-10-19 |
5908. | Dave (hankatola) | 91.81 | 99% | 2017-10-23 |
5909. | ok (herbaltea) | 91.81 | 98% | 2019-08-05 |
5910. | Robertus (combrote2) | 91.81 | 98% | 2018-02-26 |
5911. | Jarred (jarredinator) | 91.81 | 98% | 2017-09-27 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |