As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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13269. | Xentury (xentury) | 72.31 | 97% | 2022-06-27 |
13270. | Pe_Pong (khanh45a3kct) | 72.31 | 97% | 2018-06-09 |
13271. | Kyle (jak_racer) | 72.31 | 93% | 2016-02-12 |
13272. | S (1ext) | 72.31 | 95% | 2017-06-19 |
13273. | Yimmy (jwheelz) | 72.30 | 97% | 2020-05-24 |
13274. | jinay (noisy_88) | 72.30 | 97% | 2021-08-29 |
13275. | shaik (shahul_shaik) | 72.30 | 96% | 2021-05-09 |
13276. | Mai (itsmemai) | 72.30 | 95% | 2017-01-14 |
13277. | 德古斯 (papaco) | 72.30 | 96% | 2018-01-19 |
13278. | Sagar (sagarraskar) | 72.29 | 97% | 2020-03-24 |
13279. | vinayv (vadizv) | 72.28 | 95% | 2023-08-07 |
13280. | Marty (marty_pickles) | 72.28 | 94.9% | 2023-11-02 |
13281. | Izack (izack124) | 72.28 | 96% | 2021-06-08 |
13282. | JeusIsLord (jesus_rose_from... | 72.28 | 96% | 2021-05-18 |
13283. | Param (parmy) | 72.28 | 95% | 2016-09-13 |
13284. | Mancini (mancini) | 72.28 | 96% | 2016-04-05 |
13285. | jamie (sorchadopa01) | 72.27 | 98% | 2021-04-29 |
13286. | F (fafasese) | 72.27 | 97% | 2020-12-18 |
13287. | J (irocamora) | 72.27 | 99% | 2021-05-22 |
13288. | Warren (craggles) | 72.27 | 96% | 2020-03-04 |
13289. | Sean (sleamy) | 72.26 | 94% | 2015-12-05 |
13290. | Typomaster (hello_i_am_hi) | 72.26 | 98.4% | 2023-12-19 |
13291. | postabb (postabb) | 72.25 | 95% | 2022-04-06 |
13292. | R (sevenexpert) | 72.25 | 96% | 2020-05-18 |
13293. | Taylor (kryxilis) | 72.25 | 96% | 2015-10-30 |
13294. | Slim (slimshady2000) | 72.24 | 94% | 2021-09-26 |
13295. | Marc (lamfifer) | 72.24 | 96% | 2021-10-30 |
13296. | Momocat (acornboo) | 72.24 | 98% | 2023-07-19 |
13297. | Cesnix (cesnix) | 72.24 | 96% | 2021-09-24 |
13298. | Chris (patterns) | 72.24 | 97% | 2016-09-24 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |