As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
11741. | Salem (dargana) | 76.12 | 93% | 2015-04-14 |
11742. | Rob (aftershock7) | 76.12 | 96% | 2016-12-19 |
11743. | M (photon628) | 76.11 | 98% | 2018-11-03 |
11744. | Daniel (dsonger20) | 76.11 | 96% | 2021-09-16 |
11745. | Jack (montarones) | 76.11 | 98% | 2023-09-17 |
11746. | Andy Starr (andystarr) | 76.11 | 97.8% | 2023-10-20 |
11747. | sean (tak32) | 76.11 | 97% | 2021-03-31 |
11748. | anatoly (tolya) | 76.11 | 98% | 2019-01-21 |
11749. | Michael (mcleo) | 76.10 | 97% | 2019-04-26 |
11750. | CF (cfoodc) | 76.10 | 98% | 2016-03-08 |
11751. | (naturaladoption) | 76.10 | 98% | 2020-04-23 |
11752. | Christina (peanut0718) | 76.10 | 98% | 2019-05-31 |
11753. | Tanver (potatoe929) | 76.10 | 95% | 2016-02-16 |
11754. | tylerfking1 (jordanpang) | 76.10 | 96% | 2017-09-07 |
11755. | Rubin (rubintypes) | 76.09 | 97% | 2022-02-25 |
11756. | stalkers (stalkers0418) | 76.09 | 97% | 2021-11-29 |
11757. | workmanLayout (mustelad) | 76.08 | 98% | 2020-04-14 |
11758. | john (er3g10us) | 76.08 | 100% | 2016-03-20 |
11759. | Snoo (vxnguyen01) | 76.07 | 98% | 2017-12-08 |
11760. | Elcid (elcidvirgel) | 76.07 | 96% | 2023-04-17 |
11761. | Jam (cayajam) | 76.07 | 98% | 2023-05-25 |
11762. | spetterpoep (spetterpoep) | 76.07 | 96% | 2020-04-25 |
11763. | Ramses (ram6) | 76.07 | 94% | 2016-11-04 |
11764. | Pluto (paijwa) | 76.07 | 95% | 2016-10-01 |
11765. | Rebecca (norebecks) | 76.07 | 97% | 2018-09-24 |
11766. | Creamatorium (creampie123) | 76.06 | 97% | 2023-05-02 |
11767. | Mohammad Hossein (mh1998) | 76.06 | 98% | 2021-09-20 |
11768. | Luuigi (luuigi_) | 76.06 | 96% | 2023-02-20 |
11769. | Samonella (samonella_12) | 76.06 | 98% | 2022-02-02 |
11770. | klima7 (klima7) | 76.06 | 98.6% | 2021-02-27 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |