As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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5549. | Kaden (kaden_1) | 93.12 | 96% | 2024-01-28 |
5550. | Brian (leviatan625) | 93.12 | 97% | 2022-03-17 |
5551. | ฮัลโหลวเบ... | 93.12 | 99% | 2017-05-11 |
5552. | John (jhakala) | 93.12 | 98% | 2017-12-21 |
5553. | meli (meli0604) | 93.11 | 98% | 2022-12-26 |
5554. | 5000600 (5000600) | 93.11 | 97% | 2020-11-15 |
5555. | Tanner (twhite90) | 93.10 | 98% | 2016-06-01 |
5556. | Nicholas (ykstotol) | 93.10 | 97% | 2021-03-09 |
5557. | Lucid (dldri) | 93.10 | 97% | 2020-07-09 |
5558. | Matland (matland) | 93.10 | 98% | 2020-11-25 |
5559. | sploofmoof (sploofmoof) | 93.09 | 99% | 2023-08-30 |
5560. | ripforeverjoey (ripforeverj... | 93.08 | 98% | 2015-05-13 |
5561. | Colin (c2young) | 93.07 | 97% | 2020-09-22 |
5562. | Koji (kdijkwel) | 93.07 | 90% | 2015-12-09 |
5563. | Kai (gigadelic) | 93.07 | 96% | 2022-11-01 |
5564. | Person (improbhighnotgonnalie) | 93.07 | 97% | 2019-01-31 |
5565. | Brandon (saosin) | 93.06 | 94% | 2016-02-03 |
5566. | Kebab (durum_kebab) | 93.06 | 98% | 2022-05-20 |
5567. | Abhisek (_typing_) | 93.06 | 99% | 2022-08-22 |
5568. | SkyerZ (skyerz) | 93.05 | 97% | 2021-12-30 |
5569. | Nico (ookami3) | 93.05 | 96% | 2018-07-13 |
5570. | Samuel (candiru) | 93.05 | 96% | 2015-12-20 |
5571. | Raimondo Horton (nize) | 93.04 | 94% | 2021-04-06 |
5572. | Salted (salted_mangoes) | 93.04 | 95% | 2022-07-24 |
5573. | pbflmizzle (pbflmizzle) | 93.04 | 92% | 2016-01-29 |
5574. | :) (jjz03) | 93.04 | 98% | 2018-10-25 |
5575. | James (jmather1) | 93.03 | 98% | 2021-03-08 |
5576. | Mitchell (datasnaek) | 93.01 | 99% | 2023-06-08 |
5577. | Michael (michaelsni97) | 93.01 | 99% | 2022-01-14 |
5578. | Byron (byrontan) | 93.01 | 97% | 2021-08-27 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |