As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
15952. | Chhad (chadski642) | 65.45 | 97% | 2018-12-04 |
15953. | JO (pinkvelociraptor) | 65.45 | 97% | 2022-06-06 |
15954. | Yuri (ay_lmao2) | 65.45 | 96% | 2020-12-28 |
15955. | blue (syfern) | 65.45 | 96% | 2018-06-23 |
15956. | sparks (forwardthinker) | 65.45 | 98% | 2015-06-12 |
15957. | Hokeong (geothene0) | 65.44 | 95% | 2022-02-04 |
15958. | Priyanshu (neo_trinity) | 65.44 | 95% | 2021-08-29 |
15959. | El (eldestructo3) | 65.44 | 94% | 2022-05-16 |
15960. | Ahmed (a_h5s_h) | 65.44 | 98% | 2023-08-17 |
15961. | Fadli (islamicman) | 65.44 | 91% | 2016-08-19 |
15962. | rasmus (badstue) | 65.44 | 98% | 2019-02-14 |
15963. | Hey (heythere0) | 65.43 | 96% | 2021-07-17 |
15964. | jath03 (jath03) | 65.43 | 96% | 2020-10-20 |
15965. | Jessica (khalia12) | 65.43 | 98% | 2020-02-06 |
15966. | Dim (jimmylei) | 65.43 | 96% | 2020-01-29 |
15967. | john (remorth) | 65.43 | 96% | 2016-01-26 |
15968. | Anshuman (anshu_8) | 65.42 | 97% | 2022-04-30 |
15969. | Turtle (bigtripod) | 65.42 | 97% | 2022-09-22 |
15970. | Patrick (datexe) | 65.42 | 93% | 2015-10-15 |
15971. | theo (theodoro) | 65.42 | 89% | 2017-01-13 |
15972. | Harold (hikarie) | 65.41 | 98% | 2017-11-28 |
15973. | Ndrew138 (ndrewewqe) | 65.41 | 96% | 2022-05-06 |
15974. | nong (ningg) | 65.41 | 95.8% | 2023-10-08 |
15975. | Tommytstats[tominator3459] ... | 65.40 | 94% | 2022-12-07 |
15976. | Dim (workahol1c) | 65.40 | 95% | 2019-11-25 |
15977. | rasith (rasithw) | 65.39 | 95% | 2020-11-20 |
15978. | Cheryl (cheryl_cao) | 65.39 | 91% | 2015-07-13 |
15979. | Cakra (cakraputra) | 65.39 | 95% | 2016-06-14 |
15980. | Weixun (weixunge) | 65.38 | 92% | 2015-09-30 |
15981. | Cait (cccaaaiiittt) | 65.38 | 97.9% | 2021-02-14 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |