As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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2125. | J (windycruse) | 109.80 | 96% | 2016-11-18 |
2126. | + (thevulture) | 109.79 | 99% | 2021-07-08 |
2127. | Electronica__ (electronica__) | 109.79 | 99% | 2022-01-21 |
2128. | pineapple (potarts) | 109.78 | 98% | 2024-04-30 |
2129. | Cameron (kristenwiig) | 109.77 | 98% | 2019-11-26 |
2130. | Michael (michaelch) | 109.76 | 99% | 2023-07-31 |
2131. | Joey (skaitripe) | 109.74 | 98% | 2024-02-23 |
2132. | Jesse (aged) | 109.74 | 100% | 2017-03-24 |
2133. | Aditya (adi2911) | 109.73 | 99% | 2024-04-17 |
2134. | Derk (racen55) | 109.73 | 99% | 2024-03-25 |
2135. | RIP Reckful (suparmon) | 109.73 | 97% | 2015-09-17 |
2136. | Felix (fezzry) | 109.71 | 98% | 2023-11-05 |
2137. | Samuel (guardiase) | 109.71 | 100% | 2023-05-01 |
2138. | Gavin (gavwhela) | 109.68 | 98% | 2020-01-20 |
2139. | Kevin (kevxu) | 109.67 | 97% | 2021-08-07 |
2140. | Calvin (linearised) | 109.67 | 99% | 2018-11-13 |
2141. | Rufus (xpain1231) | 109.65 | 95% | 2019-10-08 |
2142. | Dan (bstacks100) | 109.65 | 98% | 2021-01-01 |
2143. | yomamahoe (wickedsoul) | 109.65 | 97% | 2017-12-04 |
2144. | Christopher (curryshoe) | 109.65 | 94% | 2016-01-31 |
2145. | Yorugata (muyen) | 109.64 | 99% | 2021-03-06 |
2146. | blob_mister (blob_mister) | 109.63 | 97% | 2023-01-16 |
2147. | Dave (taxd) | 109.63 | 98% | 2021-10-18 |
2148. | Somav (somav) | 109.62 | 98% | 2021-10-08 |
2149. | Christian (cslarsen) | 109.62 | 95% | 2017-04-24 |
2150. | wel (welneco) | 109.61 | 98% | 2015-05-10 |
2151. | fried (fried_7332) | 109.60 | 98% | 2023-02-02 |
2152. | 𝗢𝗠𝗘𝗡(hates wome... | 109.60 | 98% | 2022-11-18 |
2153. | Amir (amirbudicecep) | 109.60 | 98% | 2016-05-06 |
2154. | Aleksa (huaweialeksa) | 109.58 | 97% | 2023-04-13 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |