As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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18984. | Sajid (pdmsajid) | 57.17 | 97% | 2015-09-24 |
18985. | Loafie (loafie) | 57.17 | 96% | 2015-06-12 |
18986. | Bartek (baryla69) | 57.17 | 94% | 2016-05-20 |
18987. | Malachi (awesomeowl2) | 57.16 | 85% | 2016-01-15 |
18988. | Edward (pratttles) | 57.16 | 97% | 2019-07-05 |
18989. | bacy (bacy) | 57.15 | 96% | 2023-09-20 |
18990. | Ikario (ikariokyujoken) | 57.15 | 95% | 2021-07-12 |
18991. | Suraj (st1ck14) | 57.15 | 94% | 2021-08-02 |
18992. | Helia (helia77) | 57.13 | 95% | 2016-11-22 |
18993. | Ahmed (ahemd1982) | 57.13 | 97% | 2023-05-24 |
18994. | Amorphous (tawseef) | 57.13 | 98% | 2021-12-09 |
18995. | Ryan (rreborn) | 57.13 | 91% | 2015-04-05 |
18996. | UrMinsDie (urminsdie) | 57.12 | 96% | 2018-01-03 |
18997. | yousef (eastking) | 57.12 | 99% | 2023-01-08 |
18998. | Spaceman (reallyouthere) | 57.12 | 96% | 2017-11-27 |
18999. | zeeceebee (zeeceebee) | 57.12 | 96% | 2016-12-06 |
19000. | raz (raz12451) | 57.11 | 85% | 2015-11-16 |
19001. | Carter (cmaniac15) | 57.11 | 93% | 2018-05-10 |
19002. | King (kingmaverick07) | 57.10 | 97% | 2022-02-15 |
19003. | Allen (allenet) | 57.10 | 90% | 2016-11-19 |
19004. | Lee (a20366joseph) | 57.10 | 93% | 2015-04-10 |
19005. | アヒオ (knalb) | 57.09 | 94% | 2022-06-13 |
19006. | Angelo (2teletabiez) | 57.08 | 96% | 2021-10-03 |
19007. | Jake (jakeinabox) | 57.08 | 97% | 2023-05-26 |
19008. | We support Palestine (shexd... | 57.08 | 97% | 2022-09-02 |
19009. | reuben (reuben_elias) | 57.08 | 96% | 2021-10-27 |
19010. | Tasleem (tasleemahamed) | 57.08 | 91% | 2015-06-01 |
19011. | Kwikk (mrkwikk) | 57.07 | 97% | 2021-09-26 |
19012. | Sajan (sajanjosan) | 57.07 | 94% | 2016-10-13 |
19013. | Trung (nguyentrung_hmu) | 57.07 | 93% | 2015-07-13 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |