As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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13184. | dwiz (dwizzley) | 72.40 | 97% | 2022-03-03 |
13185. | Immense (s0me0ne) | 72.40 | 96% | 2018-08-31 |
13186. | Alexey (aleksn7) | 72.40 | 96% | 2022-12-29 |
13187. | ujez (ujez) | 72.40 | 97% | 2022-08-09 |
13188. | Travis (daltrav1) | 72.40 | 97% | 2018-03-05 |
13189. | Alosson (tiger6654) | 72.39 | 98% | 2021-12-08 |
13190. | Lucifier (naresh_king) | 72.39 | 96% | 2023-04-02 |
13191. | Hrijul (avius) | 72.39 | 96% | 2019-09-25 |
13192. | Eloy (swekingeib) | 72.39 | 96% | 2019-09-06 |
13193. | Sơn (sonbabys) | 72.39 | 98% | 2016-10-21 |
13194. | jayR (sirkarma) | 72.39 | 96% | 2016-10-02 |
13195. | Papa_Yokai (papayokai) | 72.38 | 99.1% | 2024-01-17 |
13196. | Anish (mrznanes) | 72.38 | 96% | 2016-12-29 |
13197. | Deni (deniuwu) | 72.37 | 97% | 2023-07-12 |
13198. | Chloe (coolchloe) | 72.37 | 92% | 2015-11-19 |
13199. | Ryan (ysys9) | 72.37 | 95% | 2020-10-29 |
13200. | y (ys26908) | 72.36 | 98% | 2022-11-20 |
13201. | scollon (scollon) | 72.36 | 95% | 2021-01-25 |
13202. | Huggie tuggie (hugitugi) | 72.36 | 96% | 2023-09-06 |
13203. | jTactics (jtactics) | 72.36 | 97% | 2021-04-05 |
13204. | Miguel (gheed22) | 72.36 | 93% | 2017-04-11 |
13205. | Charlotte (charliemulls) | 72.36 | 91% | 2016-02-07 |
13206. | Carrie (cakac) | 72.36 | 94% | 2016-07-28 |
13207. | Bilal (bilalahmad) | 72.36 | 98% | 2015-12-26 |
13208. | Pierce (nitten) | 72.35 | 97% | 2019-10-29 |
13209. | Mary (frailmary) | 72.35 | 97% | 2017-11-14 |
13210. | Hiroki (h8gi) | 72.35 | 95% | 2016-12-06 |
13211. | Guest (superman_ha_ha) | 72.34 | 96% | 2021-10-14 |
13212. | Arch (archmageguy) | 72.34 | 98% | 2023-02-13 |
13213. | Jeannie (jeanniejackson) | 72.34 | 100% | 2021-10-11 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |