As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
4721. | nassi (l4htaaja) | 96.03 | 98% | 2016-02-24 |
4722. | Rob (akelectronicsllc) | 96.02 | 99% | 2019-12-11 |
4723. | Zach (encasedthought) | 96.02 | 97% | 2022-11-22 |
4724. | frank (frankinabox) | 96.01 | 98.4% | 2021-02-17 |
4725. | H (vigilantvillian_colemak) | 96.01 | 94% | 2017-01-21 |
4726. | RightOn (lonesome006) | 96.00 | 98% | 2015-06-13 |
4727. | Kevin (kander37) | 95.99 | 97% | 2022-08-18 |
4728. | Ceckulienka (ceckulienka) | 95.99 | 98% | 2023-04-15 |
4729. | Joshua (hail_hydra) | 95.99 | 99% | 2022-07-08 |
4730. | Jack (user85793) | 95.99 | 99% | 2022-08-06 |
4731. | Marcus (asdfmango) | 95.99 | 96% | 2018-10-12 |
4732. | Freddy (frcepeda) | 95.98 | 94% | 2016-10-06 |
4733. | Existential Explorer (natmac4) | 95.98 | 97% | 2015-09-20 |
4734. | Kex (kexlog) | 95.98 | 97% | 2017-01-21 |
4735. | zach (zachleachtx) | 95.97 | 98% | 2020-05-28 |
4736. | Teegey (teegey) | 95.97 | 96% | 2018-03-16 |
4737. | Braeden (bsgamr) | 95.96 | 98% | 2022-12-19 |
4738. | Rainbow (rainbowdudebh) | 95.96 | 96% | 2021-03-22 |
4739. | 최승진 (fatherless) | 95.96 | 98.4% | 2021-02-14 |
4740. | Jesse (2xtreme1) | 95.96 | 96% | 2015-06-07 |
4741. | MandelBroccoli (mandelbrocc... | 95.95 | 97% | 2023-03-01 |
4742. | dude (udead1) | 95.95 | 96% | 2021-07-12 |
4743. | aaaaaa (hagemanto) | 95.94 | 97.6% | 2023-11-10 |
4744. | Michael (notmaiku) | 95.94 | 97.7% | 2021-02-23 |
4745. | MamaCherry (mamacherry) | 95.93 | 98% | 2024-04-25 |
4746. | Avi (_avi_) | 95.93 | 98% | 2021-11-01 |
4747. | Jimi (twentey) | 95.93 | 97% | 2016-05-03 |
4748. | Ken (tpyingn00b) | 95.92 | 98% | 2022-09-02 |
4749. | KTH (kthmanish) | 95.92 | 98% | 2023-04-06 |
4750. | saxum (saxum) | 95.92 | 97% | 2020-10-16 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |