As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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20642. | Bokhalid (bokhalid) | 52.60 | 96% | 2023-05-22 |
20643. | Bun (bunnypuc) | 52.60 | 94% | 2022-06-04 |
20644. | Marc (toonings) | 52.59 | 95% | 2023-09-05 |
20645. | Alex (paddamann) | 52.59 | 98% | 2020-10-07 |
20646. | ROSHAN (rachilies) | 52.59 | 96% | 2020-10-26 |
20647. | akeel (akeel001) | 52.59 | 95.5% | 2021-02-16 |
20648. | Rosh Hashana (roshhashana) | 52.59 | 90% | 2015-06-01 |
20649. | Ivan (ivanma) | 52.59 | 98% | 2019-08-01 |
20650. | Hanna (hanna@prudentialempl... | 52.59 | 91% | 2016-08-10 |
20651. | Tianna (kohtankanday) | 52.58 | 95% | 2022-01-26 |
20652. | Nitish (nitishdiwakar) | 52.58 | 88% | 2015-09-03 |
20653. | izzat (jakkjubiss) | 52.58 | 97% | 2021-04-12 |
20654. | Clive (clive8794) | 52.58 | 97% | 2023-10-16 |
20655. | DoGeeseSeeGod (dogeeseseegod) | 52.58 | 95% | 2021-03-25 |
20656. | Mag (mmag) | 52.58 | 97% | 2016-05-30 |
20657. | jack (jack3) | 52.58 | 90% | 2016-04-06 |
20658. | Ritvik (darkside07) | 52.57 | 94% | 2020-08-01 |
20659. | Joe (brbean) | 52.57 | 96% | 2017-09-26 |
20660. | Den (denisetse) | 52.57 | 97% | 2018-07-18 |
20661. | Fawreez (fawreez) | 52.56 | 97% | 2020-02-25 |
20662. | Mai (spicymaio) | 52.55 | 97% | 2019-03-14 |
20663. | Mordecai (lightning787) | 52.55 | 96% | 2023-10-14 |
20664. | Patrick (maxmad53) | 52.55 | 97% | 2020-04-29 |
20665. | K (keyzurbur) | 52.55 | 97% | 2021-07-21 |
20666. | Jai (_bobal_) | 52.55 | 97% | 2021-01-17 |
20667. | Kate (kateanne419) | 52.55 | 95% | 2016-07-02 |
20668. | Odysseus (doctorodysseus) | 52.55 | 96% | 2019-06-16 |
20669. | crystal (lovergirl21) | 52.54 | 95% | 2023-10-23 |
20670. | ur mom (ilovemilfz) | 52.53 | 95% | 2021-05-01 |
20671. | Alessia (alexhia) | 52.53 | 90% | 2015-06-10 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |