As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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17690. | Alex (alex_crazy) | 61.14 | 97% | 2018-01-06 |
17691. | 10SlowFingers (aabhas) | 61.14 | 97% | 2020-07-11 |
17692. | Rahim-444 (abdrrahim_belkac... | 61.13 | 94% | 2023-01-01 |
17693. | kameron (ironickatana) | 61.12 | 97% | 2021-03-14 |
17694. | Michael (aptitude) | 61.11 | 92% | 2017-02-07 |
17695. | Gina (borbinon) | 61.11 | 94% | 2020-06-16 |
17696. | Alfred (bexxed999) | 61.11 | 95% | 2015-10-02 |
17697. | yudanis (dans88) | 61.11 | 96% | 2016-03-08 |
17698. | majid (majidabbas7301) | 61.10 | 93% | 2016-05-13 |
17699. | Viet Nam Nguyen (vietnam082... | 61.10 | 96% | 2023-08-28 |
17700. | Jaxon (baenayeon) | 61.10 | 95% | 2021-01-13 |
17701. | Tom (ax99) | 61.10 | 99% | 2023-01-07 |
17702. | Vienna (sexystan69) | 61.10 | 95% | 2021-07-05 |
17703. | Ari (arihsieh) | 61.10 | 96% | 2021-03-09 |
17704. | andrew (amillerbmwtech) | 61.10 | 97% | 2021-03-18 |
17705. | Luis (lcisnero) | 61.10 | 99% | 2017-08-29 |
17706. | Socket Wrench (socket_wrench) | 61.09 | 95% | 2022-11-29 |
17707. | Abhinav :P (abhi_typist) | 61.09 | 93% | 2021-11-23 |
17708. | md mahadie (mdmahadiehasanh... | 61.09 | 96% | 2022-10-17 |
17709. | Mikkel (bacondew) | 61.09 | 88% | 2016-10-11 |
17710. | internet explorer (lohleona... | 61.08 | 96% | 2022-02-10 |
17711. | tstats[enaya] (enaya) | 61.08 | 96.1% | 2023-10-26 |
17712. | Holi Deka (holi_deka) | 61.07 | 98% | 2016-10-24 |
17713. | Atharva (mythvi) | 61.06 | 96% | 2021-07-28 |
17714. | Marko (markidane) | 61.06 | 95% | 2017-09-21 |
17715. | Boris (dalboris) | 61.06 | 96% | 2019-06-18 |
17716. | 0 (studdab) | 61.05 | 97% | 2023-02-07 |
17717. | Thien (thienvv89) | 61.05 | 97% | 2022-12-20 |
17718. | echobat88 (echobat88) | 61.05 | 98% | 2021-03-02 |
17719. | orthohalmak (orthohalmak) | 61.05 | 95% | 2021-07-24 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |