As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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6083. | Sean (seanomoric) | 91.31 | 97% | 2016-05-22 |
6084. | Monte Carlo (polishtyper) | 91.31 | 95% | 2015-06-24 |
6085. | Leah (liah2010) | 91.31 | 95% | 2017-06-27 |
6086. | Dom (dominicg99) | 91.30 | 98% | 2022-03-18 |
6087. | flux (xmeepxebolax) | 91.30 | 98% | 2021-01-19 |
6088. | DoDo (ayanidle) | 91.29 | 97% | 2019-05-21 |
6089. | greed (greedthelazy) | 91.29 | 98% | 2023-07-13 |
6090. | A (kmos) | 91.29 | 99% | 2021-05-02 |
6091. | Justin (joostinchang) | 91.28 | 97% | 2018-12-28 |
6092. | Alvex (gr_alvex) | 91.28 | 99% | 2016-10-14 |
6093. | Silfir (silfir) | 91.27 | 98% | 2017-12-05 |
6094. | Kenneth (godfetus) | 91.27 | 97% | 2021-01-01 |
6095. | flaming (zbloom) | 91.27 | 97% | 2021-03-11 |
6096. | ethan (ethansaccount) | 91.26 | 97% | 2022-05-12 |
6097. | ReDyrme (redyrme) | 91.26 | 94% | 2016-04-20 |
6098. | Mata (dragon261) | 91.26 | 96% | 2016-07-05 |
6099. | Vities (vities) | 91.25 | 96% | 2018-05-30 |
6100. | Horny (bigben223) | 91.25 | 98% | 2021-11-21 |
6101. | Azerty 0w0 (benz_) | 91.25 | 98% | 2021-06-21 |
6102. | Ramses (boinkey) | 91.25 | 97% | 2022-01-31 |
6103. | Elijamin (mejikmahn) | 91.25 | 97% | 2022-12-19 |
6104. | Ryo (falcon5525) | 91.25 | 96% | 2016-09-21 |
6105. | Robert (jstlink) | 91.25 | 94% | 2016-03-22 |
6106. | Audric (audriccl) | 91.25 | 96% | 2018-03-16 |
6107. | Kaylee (kaycamper19) | 91.24 | 98% | 2021-07-05 |
6108. | Jesse (sarrod) | 91.24 | 96.7% | 2023-09-25 |
6109. | PuKing (highestheaven) | 91.24 | 98% | 2021-04-08 |
6110. | projectfupagain (projectfup... | 91.24 | 98% | 2021-07-12 |
6111. | darkasmysoul (mac_black) | 91.24 | 96% | 2018-08-31 |
6112. | Theroarx (theroarx) | 91.24 | 98% | 2022-11-24 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |