As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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3078. | L. A. Phroaig (laphroaig_neat) | 103.46 | 98% | 2016-07-29 |
3079. | Nathan (nigsigga) | 103.46 | 89% | 2015-06-15 |
3080. | delfador42 (delfador42) | 103.45 | 100% | 2024-01-10 |
3081. | thanh (loverlymusic) | 103.45 | 95% | 2016-07-02 |
3082. | Jarrod (jklouw) | 103.44 | 98% | 2022-09-27 |
3083. | Jakab (schttj) | 103.44 | 98% | 2021-12-15 |
3084. | Hero (zelvvz) | 103.42 | 98% | 2023-01-22 |
3085. | duckwrth (duckwrth) | 103.42 | 98.8% | 2023-11-18 |
3086. | Devids (theneo) | 103.41 | 98% | 2021-07-06 |
3087. | John (blazian11111) | 103.40 | 98% | 2021-07-18 |
3088. | Jason (ironfisttexas) | 103.40 | 98% | 2020-01-17 |
3089. | Clarence (ha_saahn) | 103.37 | 98% | 2021-11-14 |
3090. | Teemu (tpudas) | 103.37 | 98% | 2016-04-24 |
3091. | tstats[isakooooo] (isakooooo) | 103.36 | 98% | 2020-11-27 |
3092. | Free Palestine (imamo) | 103.35 | 98.8% | 2024-01-09 |
3093. | PR (mrprx) | 103.34 | 98% | 2021-03-20 |
3094. | Blitz (athul) | 103.33 | 98% | 2024-03-14 |
3095. | kevin (fboi) | 103.33 | 99% | 2021-08-02 |
3096. | Max (hooterr) | 103.33 | 96.8% | 2023-10-31 |
3097. | Adridri (eidorian) | 103.32 | 96% | 2017-03-21 |
3098. | MS (damanthc) | 103.32 | 98% | 2022-03-18 |
3099. | (zesty11) | 103.32 | 97% | 2022-12-08 |
3100. | Marek (lypa) | 103.31 | 98% | 2021-10-08 |
3101. | Lin (lin_ming) | 103.29 | 98% | 2021-11-12 |
3102. | mael (maelstrom00) | 103.29 | 98% | 2021-03-16 |
3103. | Hellsal (hellsal) | 103.29 | 99% | 2017-07-14 |
3104. | Joshua (joshuacresse) | 103.27 | 100% | 2023-05-08 |
3105. | EatingFromTrashcan (namtrac... | 103.27 | 99% | 2019-04-16 |
3106. | KJ (snthaoeu) | 103.27 | 93% | 2016-05-23 |
3107. | DiamondCF (diamondcf) | 103.27 | 97% | 2019-04-26 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |