As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
7600. | Floko11 (floko11) | 86.86 | 96% | 2016-10-08 |
7601. | defski (bonkaholic) | 86.85 | 97.3% | 2021-03-01 |
7602. | Pieter (piet3rr) | 86.84 | 97% | 2020-02-22 |
7603. | cheer (charliewi) | 86.84 | 98% | 2022-12-28 |
7604. | Ryan (thief60) | 86.84 | 100% | 2018-07-18 |
7605. | mindgitrwx (mindgitrwx) | 86.84 | 97% | 2019-03-07 |
7606. | EO (eo_37) | 86.83 | 98% | 2023-07-14 |
7607. | ASIAN47 (asian47) | 86.83 | 96% | 2022-01-22 |
7608. | Peter (doc_chungles) | 86.83 | 98% | 2021-03-03 |
7609. | James (hamsterterd) | 86.83 | 96% | 2018-12-17 |
7610. | Wavy (wavybaby) | 86.82 | 98% | 2020-04-23 |
7611. | Ian (iaaannn) | 86.82 | 96.4% | 2021-02-13 |
7612. | Mazhar Andalib (mazharandalib) | 86.82 | 98% | 2022-08-15 |
7613. | Jamber (jamber_onyx) | 86.82 | 98% | 2021-10-08 |
7614. | Daylen (nullspace) | 86.82 | 94% | 2017-01-13 |
7615. | crowdofworkmen (bu_te) | 86.82 | 95% | 2017-06-14 |
7616. | Michael (javamorris) | 86.81 | 95% | 2017-03-11 |
7617. | ohayou (ohayou) | 86.81 | 92% | 2015-05-16 |
7618. | tacobot (apcarrab) | 86.81 | 95% | 2016-08-30 |
7619. | Irin (nigirisushi) | 86.80 | 98% | 2020-03-30 |
7620. | Paul (phlap) | 86.80 | 97% | 2020-02-28 |
7621. | Lulu (lulu_latte) | 86.80 | 97% | 2019-12-03 |
7622. | Markus (mkh90) | 86.80 | 98% | 2020-04-15 |
7623. | Jacob (peterjacob) | 86.79 | 98% | 2023-10-01 |
7624. | Arthur (lelface) | 86.79 | 96% | 2023-03-21 |
7625. | Rafiq (rafiq) | 86.79 | 96% | 2016-02-24 |
7626. | Alec (lcpckp) | 86.79 | 97% | 2016-06-01 |
7627. | ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ (wha... | 86.79 | 98.4% | 2021-02-12 |
7628. | King (kingtanky) | 86.79 | 97% | 2020-03-15 |
7629. | Justin (feryll) | 86.79 | 95% | 2015-05-04 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |