The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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16979. | thinkingds (sohandeshar) | 75.70 | 97% | 2022-02-10 |
16980. | Ayman (akwah) | 75.70 | 98% | 2021-10-18 |
16981. | David (wdnch) | 75.69 | 98% | 2022-07-21 |
16982. | Pham (zatekusen) | 75.69 | 90% | 2012-09-29 |
16983. | Josette (ceij12) | 75.69 | 98% | 2011-12-16 |
16984. | cool_whip (cool_whip) | 75.69 | 97% | 2021-07-20 |
16985. | AA Batteries (aa_batteries) | 75.69 | 95% | 2021-01-24 |
16986. | Jay (jaythegoon) | 75.69 | 96% | 2022-12-10 |
16987. | Rizos (rizos) | 75.69 | 96% | 2021-08-16 |
16988. | ElPresidente (peterhartz) | 75.69 | 96% | 2022-07-25 |
16989. | Evil-Earth Dweller (miach) | 75.69 | 98% | 2019-06-12 |
16990. | Jeyson (canutex) | 75.69 | 96% | 2012-06-04 |
16991. | Olaf (gnafoo) | 75.68 | 95% | 2012-10-06 |
16992. | Ferry (superipey) | 75.68 | 89% | 2013-09-25 |
16993. | Fernando (fernandocnrs) | 75.68 | 96% | 2019-11-04 |
16994. | Alibi (alibiyeslambek) | 75.68 | 95% | 2017-11-16 |
16995. | sara (sara1) | 75.67 | — | 2008-12-04 |
16996. | daniel (ultimumbull) | 75.67 | 94% | 2011-11-21 |
16997. | Tim (xwrv) | 75.67 | 89% | 2017-04-24 |
16998. | nondon (nondon) | 75.67 | 96% | 2013-09-30 |
16999. | michael (mikeyjohn) | 75.67 | 96% | 2019-01-24 |
17000. | Evgeny (x1p234) | 75.67 | 96% | 2023-01-20 |
17001. | Angelo (eimusupai23) | 75.67 | 96% | 2023-01-22 |
17002. | Akshit (akshitx10) | 75.67 | 96% | 2022-05-18 |
17003. | Neon (dragonkingscrown) | 75.66 | 97% | 2021-04-14 |
17004. | Mr. (dandymcgee) | 75.66 | — | 2010-01-08 |
17005. | Joshua (bigj0sh) | 75.66 | 94% | 2016-04-13 |
17006. | MarxistLeninist (alasma) | 75.65 | 91% | 2016-04-26 |
17007. | Linh (linh62742) | 75.65 | 97% | 2013-08-12 |
17008. | Alex (your_pal_al) | 75.65 | 94% | 2021-11-12 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 85,247 | 82.46 | August 19, 2008 |
Long Texts | 95 | 86.18 | December 31, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 81 | 88.45 | March 30, 2010 |
##typeracer | 4 | 83.41 | January 21, 2021 |
Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |