The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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30412. | Diddy (di01) | 38.82 | 90% | 2017-05-23 |
30413. | SIMP (simp) | 38.79 | 82% | 2016-11-03 |
30414. | Ernest (ernestngan) | 38.72 | 83% | 2015-06-09 |
30415. | Julia (prelest) | 38.70 | 95% | 2012-07-16 |
30416. | phi (anhphi) | 38.65 | — | 2010-06-12 |
30417. | Riadul (rdnasim) | 38.62 | 95% | 2023-01-09 |
30418. | Evils (evils) | 37.86 | 88% | 2011-07-13 |
30419. | 9.com (nitesh_dhyani) | 37.50 | 92% | 2014-01-06 |
30420. | Shayne (charmanderpy) | 36.72 | 87% | 2012-10-28 |
30421. | mystie (mystie) | 35.97 | 88% | 2011-10-31 |
30422. | Sardar (sampan) | 35.54 | 92% | 2014-01-06 |
30423. | Leon (squarerootbagels) | 35.37 | 95% | 2015-12-11 |
30424. | katrina mae (katrinamae_cru... | 35.19 | 78% | 2016-08-13 |
30425. | akbar (akbar_896) | 34.17 | 81% | 2012-07-29 |
30426. | Heart (gurpreet62) | 33.84 | 95% | 2012-03-10 |
30427. | Evan (lucario) | 32.42 | — | 2010-01-15 |
30428. | Miklós (realmiki) | 31.96 | 93% | 2016-02-11 |
30429. | meeftah (meeftah) | 31.61 | 90% | 2012-10-19 |
30430. | ganbaatar (ganbaatar69) | 30.30 | 88% | 2016-03-31 |
30431. | Fr33 (fr33_wifi) | 30.13 | 88% | 2015-12-12 |
30432. | Trần (thuytran898) | 28.83 | 89% | 2011-07-04 |
30433. | mudheffar (mudheffar) | 28.78 | 89% | 2016-04-03 |
30434. | Only wan? (ewan_2) | 28.67 | — | 2011-03-12 |
30435. | Saim (4saim) | 26.81 | 91% | 2016-12-11 |
30436. | Joseph (hakumizuka) | 23.14 | 93% | 2011-05-20 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 85,247 | 82.46 | August 19, 2008 |
Long Texts | 95 | 86.18 | December 31, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 81 | 88.45 | March 30, 2010 |
##typeracer | 4 | 83.41 | January 21, 2021 |
Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |