The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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19098. | Colonel Apple (colonel_apple) | 72.28 | 97.4% | 2023-10-13 |
19099. | guest (ks3rr) | 72.28 | 97% | 2023-03-08 |
19100. | Will (willypilly00) | 72.28 | 96% | 2022-04-15 |
19101. | Cola (xelo20) | 72.28 | — | 2011-05-02 |
19102. | Arrow (phloem) | 72.27 | — | 2010-05-30 |
19103. | JoJo (smoothhands) | 72.27 | 99% | 2016-02-05 |
19104. | Sadie (misssmithcorona) | 72.27 | 96% | 2016-11-01 |
19105. | Diego (deban) | 72.27 | 95% | 2019-01-22 |
19106. | Kyle (kylehuhn) | 72.27 | — | 2009-12-10 |
19107. | Paul Bunyan (paulbunyansmut) | 72.27 | 97% | 2020-08-02 |
19108. | Zeddoune (al_chapo) | 72.27 | 96% | 2021-06-21 |
19109. | Musa (greatwarrior235) | 72.26 | 96% | 2021-12-09 |
19110. | Luka (jomanji) | 72.26 | 92% | 2015-12-22 |
19111. | Anthony (reaper2011) | 72.26 | 96% | 2014-12-14 |
19112. | Dalle (ash_ish) | 72.26 | 95% | 2021-10-14 |
19113. | Crazy (no1crazy) | 72.26 | — | 2010-06-04 |
19114. | joflin (joflin) | 72.25 | — | 2010-07-06 |
19115. | amt8u (amt8u) | 72.25 | 97% | 2023-08-31 |
19116. | 𝕜𝕒𝕚 (kai_geslani) | 72.25 | 96% | 2018-10-28 |
19117. | Ian (iantu) | 72.25 | 96% | 2022-03-14 |
19118. | cubis (cubis) | 72.25 | 95% | 2012-03-20 |
19119. | Nigel (dabbleweed) | 72.25 | 96% | 2014-06-13 |
19120. | Lizzie (lizzieo4) | 72.25 | — | 2009-03-11 |
19121. | Willard (pvtlink) | 72.25 | 87% | 2015-02-16 |
19122. | Cheesetoast (cheesetoastman) | 72.24 | 96% | 2022-11-18 |
19123. | Moosie (moosiegoldberg) | 72.24 | 95% | 2019-02-09 |
19124. | Frangsinatra (addaxer) | 72.24 | 96% | 2021-09-13 |
19125. | Karim (karim909) | 72.23 | 97% | 2022-02-05 |
19126. | Jono (jonny_jmw) | 72.23 | 91% | 2012-02-01 |
19127. | kuku (kungain0122) | 72.23 | 95% | 2011-12-11 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 85,247 | 82.46 | August 19, 2008 |
Long Texts | 95 | 86.18 | December 31, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 81 | 88.45 | March 30, 2010 |
##typeracer | 4 | 83.41 | January 21, 2021 |
Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |