The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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7635. | Shoot (meows) | 94.13 | — | 2009-03-30 |
7636. | Thunderz (thunderz2016) | 94.13 | 96% | 2020-10-26 |
7637. | Em (ludemek) | 94.13 | 95% | 2012-04-20 |
7638. | Singularity (prunthaban) | 94.13 | 99% | 2023-09-14 |
7639. | akim (thaakimnas) | 94.13 | 97% | 2022-09-04 |
7640. | Leah (crimzarin) | 94.12 | 98% | 2022-08-17 |
7641. | LancyLanc (lancethedino) | 94.12 | 96% | 2023-06-29 |
7642. | Daniels (dontmesswith) | 94.12 | 94% | 2013-09-25 |
7643. | KUN+ (msmyth23) | 94.12 | 96% | 2014-12-15 |
7644. | clone (qlone) | 94.12 | 97% | 2020-11-23 |
7645. | Mike (freestingo) | 94.12 | 99% | 2021-02-21 |
7646. | Kincaid (kincaida) | 94.11 | 99% | 2020-03-08 |
7647. | Owen (owenl131) | 94.11 | 98% | 2021-03-06 |
7648. | David (warhawk24) | 94.11 | 95% | 2016-03-06 |
7649. | Applequestria (applequestria) | 94.11 | 92% | 2013-12-13 |
7650. | Ben (bware) | 94.11 | 97% | 2013-01-15 |
7651. | glyserr (glyserr) | 94.10 | — | 2011-04-13 |
7652. | JimBob (jasperjimbob) | 94.10 | 97% | 2021-11-08 |
7653. | Jonathan (jonathanstone) | 94.10 | 99% | 2022-10-31 |
7654. | Coty (lord_sky) | 94.10 | — | 2009-11-27 |
7655. | Dawid (dawwid) | 94.09 | — | 2008-10-31 |
7656. | ocodile (ocodile) | 94.09 | 97% | 2019-08-07 |
7657. | Skitch (skitchx) | 94.09 | 96% | 2013-01-05 |
7658. | Gerry (gl701) | 94.09 | 97% | 2022-07-13 |
7659. | Allegro1321 (allegro1321) | 94.08 | 95% | 2012-08-07 |
7660. | Suthep (suthep) | 94.08 | 99% | 2015-01-28 |
7661. | OneRandom (one_random_typer) | 94.08 | 98% | 2022-04-13 |
7662. | Farah (superduper26) | 94.08 | 97% | 2016-09-10 |
7663. | Matt (sjustus) | 94.08 | 98% | 2014-11-14 |
7664. | etienne (etiennne) | 94.07 | 97% | 2020-08-14 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 85,247 | 82.46 | August 19, 2008 |
Long Texts | 95 | 86.18 | December 31, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 81 | 88.45 | March 30, 2010 |
##typeracer | 4 | 83.41 | January 21, 2021 |
Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |