So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
13350. | Will (whydoyouhavetogo) | 78.60 | 96.5% | 2021-01-30 |
13351. | Mic (thehashslingingslasher) | 78.60 | 93% | 2014-05-23 |
13352. | Lenneth (tran01hai) | 78.60 | 96% | 2016-01-12 |
13353. | Mitchell (mdyer44) | 78.60 | 92% | 2016-07-07 |
13354. | ±ђєΐĴдŊэ± (janegoth) | 78.60 | — | 2010-03-01 |
13355. | Ganesh (ganesh_100) | 78.60 | 98% | 2011-11-09 |
13356. | Davide (davidez) | 78.59 | 95% | 2013-11-08 |
13357. | Ryan (arkephonic) | 78.59 | 98% | 2021-11-03 |
13358. | AmazingKitchen (amazingkitc... | 78.59 | 97% | 2021-10-25 |
13359. | Speed (catchup) | 78.59 | — | 2010-01-23 |
13360. | YakobuSenpai (yakobusenpai) | 78.58 | 95.4% | 2021-02-15 |
13361. | Mike (lostazn619) | 78.58 | 97% | 2021-02-21 |
13362. | Arjun (arjun.webmail@gmail.... | 78.58 | 94% | 2012-03-27 |
13363. | zsolesz71 (zsolesz71) | 78.58 | 98% | 2019-08-11 |
13364. | David (le_zeblitz) | 78.58 | 97% | 2020-03-05 |
13365. | Derek (dths03) | 78.58 | 97% | 2011-08-29 |
13366. | ZG (zgcuber) | 78.57 | 97% | 2023-10-27 |
13367. | Duke (dukemagnum) | 78.57 | 96% | 2019-12-07 |
13368. | Zorro (zorro_2017) | 78.57 | 91% | 2017-04-10 |
13369. | Josiah (darknight) | 78.57 | — | 2010-06-11 |
13370. | Quick Fingers 69 (quickfing... | 78.56 | 96% | 2019-02-12 |
13371. | typo_racer (haffe) | 78.56 | 96% | 2022-12-25 |
13372. | Brian (braink) | 78.56 | 95% | 2021-07-02 |
13373. | Kevin (kimchioncolemak) | 78.56 | 96% | 2020-12-09 |
13374. | SkimnerPhi (skyminer707) | 78.56 | 94% | 2014-03-21 |
13375. | Mac (xmac) | 78.56 | 94% | 2014-03-08 |
13376. | Siddhant (sidcipher) | 78.56 | 95% | 2014-12-20 |
13377. | jun (jun0sck) | 78.55 | 98% | 2022-12-01 |
13378. | Modesta (modestaapje) | 78.55 | 87% | 2015-12-08 |
13379. | xDeLiRiOuSx (xdeliriousx) | 78.55 | 92% | 2016-04-10 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |