So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
26304. | Sotos (sotos_header) | 56.73 | 94% | 2022-12-26 |
26305. | Hauk (hauksort) | 56.73 | 92% | 2014-08-23 |
26306. | Juan (juwan.najera17@outloo... | 56.73 | 94% | 2015-08-10 |
26307. | nilesh (nek_0705) | 56.73 | — | 2008-12-27 |
26308. | Michal (wojas32) | 56.72 | 93% | 2023-03-10 |
26309. | SLSL (slslz) | 56.72 | 94% | 2021-08-04 |
26310. | Akoi (akoi) | 56.72 | 96% | 2023-01-04 |
26311. | lejo (lejo5356) | 56.72 | 95% | 2020-05-06 |
26312. | WI (apni) | 56.72 | 93% | 2015-12-02 |
26313. | Degritha (degritharlr) | 56.72 | 94% | 2017-03-07 |
26314. | Fri5day (wongkokpin) | 56.72 | 87% | 2015-02-09 |
26315. | The (the_learning_savage) | 56.71 | 95% | 2021-01-12 |
26316. | akeel (akeel001) | 56.71 | 96.3% | 2021-02-19 |
26317. | fateh (fateh_1987) | 56.71 | 98% | 2014-12-13 |
26318. | super (mansuper) | 56.71 | — | 2009-02-04 |
26319. | Alberto (alvalanche) | 56.71 | — | 2009-07-31 |
26320. | Aditya (someone_me) | 56.70 | 95% | 2023-07-28 |
26321. | Justin (dainese) | 56.70 | 95% | 2021-03-28 |
26322. | wlliam (williamqwerty3) | 56.70 | 94.8% | 2021-01-27 |
26323. | Whiscas (whiscasshiro) | 56.70 | 94% | 2018-08-18 |
26324. | b_menot (b_menot) | 56.70 | 94% | 2014-04-13 |
26325. | e4k (e4kk) | 56.69 | 94% | 2022-07-09 |
26326. | sathwik_0777 (sathwik_7770) | 56.69 | 95% | 2022-01-09 |
26327. | Carley (carleyco) | 56.69 | 97% | 2021-05-02 |
26328. | Rion (rion_roy) | 56.69 | 97% | 2023-08-08 |
26329. | Death (death_v7) | 56.69 | 94% | 2012-10-06 |
26330. | Drake (techboy81) | 56.69 | — | 2011-04-08 |
26331. | itWill45 (willingt0part) | 56.68 | 96% | 2023-09-26 |
26332. | Maria (maria5555) | 56.68 | 97% | 2019-05-08 |
26333. | Thomas (voidple) | 56.68 | 96% | 2018-07-19 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |