So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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15530. | Hyena (wildhyena) | 74.73 | 95% | 2021-12-26 |
15531. | KenDvorak (kensan73dvorak) | 74.73 | 99% | 2022-11-13 |
15532. | Claudia (heartbreakinglyawk... | 74.73 | 96% | 2012-09-07 |
15533. | R (laundromat) | 74.73 | — | 2008-08-25 |
15534. | steele (steele22) | 74.73 | 93% | 2012-07-29 |
15535. | Ludxy (ludxy) | 74.72 | 96% | 2023-08-30 |
15536. | central_ba (central_ba) | 74.72 | 96% | 2021-04-20 |
15537. | Ken (kenleung) | 74.72 | — | 2009-02-11 |
15538. | Chili (chilicookie) | 74.71 | 92% | 2014-09-16 |
15539. | Mary (mborr) | 74.71 | 99% | 2023-02-20 |
15540. | tstats[logeenthlive] (logee... | 74.71 | 94% | 2019-04-24 |
15541. | Arikin (arikin) | 74.71 | 96% | 2019-05-16 |
15542. | jack (yoloswag420x) | 74.71 | 93% | 2013-03-19 |
15543. | Armaan (valkyrie1547) | 74.71 | 97% | 2017-10-26 |
15544. | Grigory (yaroslavtsev) | 74.71 | 97% | 2014-03-23 |
15545. | Philip (teardust) | 74.71 | 96% | 2013-04-26 |
15546. | Maza (lordmaza) | 74.70 | 96% | 2023-03-06 |
15547. | kd (kdrai007) | 74.70 | 96.2% | 2023-10-08 |
15548. | Jason (pigglespd) | 74.70 | 98% | 2021-10-13 |
15549. | Strong (im_strong_john) | 74.70 | 98% | 2021-02-08 |
15550. | AmStupid (punkendunken) | 74.70 | 97% | 2022-09-20 |
15551. | oliver (oliverscythe) | 74.70 | 97% | 2020-08-25 |
15552. | Numsi (numsi) | 74.70 | 94% | 2011-12-03 |
15553. | Wade (Dvorak) (wberrier_d) | 74.70 | 96% | 2014-01-02 |
15554. | Kevin (p0cketgod) | 74.70 | 95% | 2018-11-04 |
15555. | emu (emu995) | 74.70 | 98% | 2012-03-21 |
15556. | Axis (axis222) | 74.69 | 96% | 2019-12-18 |
15557. | ACIID (zaciid) | 74.69 | 97% | 2022-03-09 |
15558. | Eric (ericnosarcasm) | 74.69 | 97% | 2021-08-11 |
15559. | T (phobosanomaly) | 74.69 | 99% | 2021-03-04 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |