So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
5241. | River (djsplash) | 97.97 | 93% | 2015-10-20 |
5242. | Ellis (aceyyyy) | 97.97 | 95% | 2016-11-08 |
5243. | mlhhsid (mlhhsid) | 97.97 | 99% | 2022-05-09 |
5244. | Joshua (pigdog435) | 97.97 | 100% | 2018-11-11 |
5245. | sandbox (sandboxes) | 97.97 | — | 2011-04-11 |
5246. | Fict (fict) | 97.97 | 99% | 2015-04-01 |
5247. | Victor (victorhz) | 97.96 | 90% | 2016-02-22 |
5248. | Derk (racen55) | 97.96 | 97% | 2023-08-15 |
5249. | 2cgucdhk (2cgucdhk) | 97.96 | 98% | 2020-07-08 |
5250. | M (mrwiggles77) | 97.96 | 99% | 2022-10-22 |
5251. | good story bro (pick6) | 97.96 | 98% | 2012-12-24 |
5252. | rasmus (rasmustja) | 97.96 | 90% | 2012-10-13 |
5253. | Icy (icystorm) | 97.95 | 90% | 2016-04-28 |
5254. | Charles (citirased) | 97.95 | 99% | 2022-06-09 |
5255. | Timmy (chet09) | 97.95 | 99% | 2022-03-20 |
5256. | Brandon (bzeed) | 97.94 | 99% | 2018-03-22 |
5257. | Jenny (jennychangusa) | 97.93 | 94% | 2016-02-16 |
5258. | sleepy (sleepy_tf) | 97.93 | 98% | 2022-10-31 |
5259. | Aidan (zoreoam) | 97.93 | 97% | 2021-03-24 |
5260. | Aaron (airpu) | 97.93 | 97% | 2017-10-30 |
5261. | Shingo (shingoshoji) | 97.93 | 95% | 2021-12-12 |
5262. | 🐌 (anonion) | 97.93 | 97% | 2019-08-23 |
5263. | azzm (typefreaks) | 97.93 | 98% | 2011-12-03 |
5264. | Ryo (ryonamba) | 97.92 | 99% | 2022-12-05 |
5265. | Tristan (xdtristan) | 97.92 | 97% | 2020-10-23 |
5266. | Andrew (greatfighter10) | 97.92 | 97% | 2021-06-29 |
5267. | QWERTY NoQuit (iamdoop) | 97.92 | 97% | 2021-06-28 |
5268. | Spencer (spencerb) | 97.91 | 96% | 2014-02-26 |
5269. | Michael (v3spula) | 97.91 | 98% | 2022-03-11 |
5270. | Vince (xxxvintacion) | 97.91 | 98% | 2019-08-07 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |