So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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31701. | Jesse (asunder87) | 45.87 | 91% | 2015-11-09 |
31702. | reuben (reuben_elias) | 45.86 | 94% | 2021-11-20 |
31703. | Arifa (meowx2) | 45.86 | 95% | 2021-10-08 |
31704. | Huang (sonyq) | 45.86 | 95% | 2011-10-15 |
31705. | corona (rawpea) | 45.85 | 95% | 2022-11-17 |
31706. | Xander (freaxy) | 45.85 | 94% | 2023-03-15 |
31707. | Parvez (parvez31) | 45.85 | 97% | 2021-09-10 |
31708. | bienhocvobo (bienhocvobo) | 45.84 | — | 2009-07-08 |
31709. | Horizon (hwinangkoso) | 45.84 | 94% | 2019-02-22 |
31710. | Ig (igordykhta) | 45.84 | 98% | 2011-09-30 |
31711. | s1n (x_s1n_x) | 45.84 | 93.5% | 2021-02-18 |
31712. | Nothingtodo (miaka_chan) | 45.84 | 92% | 2011-08-25 |
31713. | Suresh (sures144) | 45.83 | 90% | 2012-08-04 |
31714. | Gabriel (slenders) | 45.83 | 94% | 2020-06-01 |
31715. | gi (gi_prim) | 45.82 | 95% | 2021-08-17 |
31716. | Aman (amanr300) | 45.82 | 94% | 2012-07-21 |
31717. | lance (chuyo13) | 45.81 | 97% | 2019-02-02 |
31718. | Ethan (ethanhan) | 45.81 | 95% | 2023-08-18 |
31719. | Galih (sobig_f) | 45.81 | 90% | 2017-05-25 |
31720. | RAJ (3nkrypt) | 45.80 | 94% | 2021-10-30 |
31721. | TOAN (phtoan) | 45.80 | — | 2011-05-01 |
31722. | Phil (schorres) | 45.80 | — | 2009-01-28 |
31723. | rick (mixmasterrick) | 45.80 | 95% | 2012-05-08 |
31724. | Jake (mrxxx789) | 45.79 | — | 2008-09-04 |
31725. | Derek (derkshire1) | 45.79 | 93% | 2022-01-15 |
31726. | a (_mau) | 45.79 | 94% | 2020-12-04 |
31727. | lee (bear6554) | 45.79 | — | 2010-03-23 |
31728. | John (dsumedh) | 45.79 | 97% | 2019-06-19 |
31729. | Hero (pramodbag) | 45.79 | 95% | 2016-12-15 |
31730. | Isaac (shellguy97) | 45.78 | 93% | 2019-04-22 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |