So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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24368. | Two - (twojokers) | 60.06 | 91% | 2016-05-04 |
24369. | Moe$ (moemoneymoe) | 60.05 | 96% | 2022-04-05 |
24370. | Tấn Phước (coutsgu) | 60.05 | 96% | 2012-09-01 |
24371. | Rokudan (rokudan) | 60.05 | 94% | 2012-03-12 |
24372. | Nam (stephano) | 60.05 | 94% | 2012-11-26 |
24373. | Andrea (andrea_oboe) | 60.04 | 96% | 2021-07-25 |
24374. | Simon (neoneye2) | 60.04 | 97% | 2022-03-02 |
24375. | Adam (salatovnik) | 60.04 | 95% | 2018-02-02 |
24376. | Eric (setsuna91) | 60.04 | 93% | 2014-06-29 |
24377. | ʞunɯz (zmunk) | 60.04 | 92% | 2016-07-04 |
24378. | Angelo (elmopolitan03) | 60.04 | 94% | 2012-07-05 |
24379. | avery (averykw05) | 60.03 | 97% | 2023-04-21 |
24380. | overlord (overlllord) | 60.03 | 96% | 2023-07-02 |
24381. | Ahmad (clonz) | 60.03 | 88% | 2012-10-27 |
24382. | patrick (rice247) | 60.03 | 92% | 2015-03-01 |
24383. | Ben (jammingammon) | 60.03 | — | 2010-05-10 |
24384. | Andy (q_wer_t) | 60.02 | 97% | 2017-09-26 |
24385. | 🏎️Ziad (ziad_hamdy) | 60.02 | 98% | 2022-06-17 |
24386. | Cassi (slowerthanmolasses) | 60.02 | 95% | 2022-08-02 |
24387. | Anmol (anmolgup) | 60.02 | 96% | 2020-05-05 |
24388. | hai (ooringoo) | 60.02 | — | 2010-12-02 |
24389. | terry (terrythaibao) | 60.02 | — | 2009-04-08 |
24390. | Vova (senya) | 60.02 | 95% | 2011-12-16 |
24391. | Chandra (chandrabhansali) | 60.01 | 96% | 2022-05-17 |
24392. | Duarte (nayd) | 60.01 | 96% | 2017-10-21 |
24393. | Elaine (elaine_seng666) | 60.01 | 95% | 2018-02-03 |
24394. | gaco vu (gaco1089) | 60.01 | 98% | 2015-11-02 |
24395. | Vander (vanderkhoe) | 60.01 | 93% | 2016-11-03 |
24396. | Lizzie (lizzie731996) | 60.01 | — | 2009-11-09 |
24397. | G (mrconductor) | 60.00 | 97% | 2011-11-04 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |