So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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5104. | Urin (crazzywak) | 98.41 | 92% | 2015-08-16 |
5105. | darius (dxriuzs) | 98.40 | 96% | 2021-09-30 |
5106. | Jacob (jl99) | 98.40 | 98% | 2013-03-16 |
5107. | typerinfection (z4k1n470r) | 98.39 | 99% | 2022-10-07 |
5108. | xSora (xsora) | 98.39 | 98% | 2021-03-21 |
5109. | Mr. (serallfreedbear) | 98.39 | 99% | 2021-01-15 |
5110. | Marcel (preit) | 98.38 | 98% | 2023-02-02 |
5111. | Sam (pulsefactor) | 98.38 | 98% | 2023-06-19 |
5112. | Howard (howardpx2016) | 98.38 | 98% | 2020-09-21 |
5113. | Harwinder (honeyageraccxr) | 98.38 | 98% | 2017-03-03 |
5114. | SKTom (sktom) | 98.37 | — | 2009-01-21 |
5115. | Arouthiunoff (arouthiunoff) | 98.36 | 98% | 2023-09-02 |
5116. | Deborah the (deborahthedest... | 98.36 | 98% | 2020-02-14 |
5117. | Alper (alper2good) | 98.36 | 96% | 2019-04-10 |
5118. | Nick (xsagacious) | 98.36 | — | 2010-03-13 |
5119. | Randy (wolfrayne) | 98.36 | 100% | 2013-04-17 |
5120. | imnotArt (winthenet) | 98.35 | 93% | 2014-05-23 |
5121. | notdallas (jjthot) | 98.35 | 98% | 2022-05-31 |
5122. | Saito (saito) | 98.35 | — | 2009-01-20 |
5123. | CollagenMaxxingIncel (colla... | 98.34 | 96% | 2020-07-21 |
5124. | Kaizero (kaizero) | 98.34 | 91% | 2017-04-04 |
5125. | Isaac (inied) | 98.33 | 98% | 2021-04-18 |
5126. | Kumaran (kum1904) | 98.33 | — | 2010-02-23 |
5127. | Vardan (vardan) | 98.31 | 96% | 2012-08-03 |
5128. | Storytime (sharlo) | 98.31 | 98% | 2020-03-12 |
5129. | Aum (aum123) | 98.31 | — | 2010-11-04 |
5130. | Pi (xnpi) | 98.30 | 92% | 2014-07-23 |
5131. | seitenshineko (nekohime) | 98.30 | 92% | 2014-04-29 |
5132. | ssj4gogeta (ssj4gogeta) | 98.30 | 97% | 2013-08-08 |
5133. | Mitchell (mitchpaglia) | 98.30 | 94% | 2016-02-05 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |