So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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8138. | Jonas (jonaslabryinth) | 89.45 | 97% | 2022-10-22 |
8139. | gtyf10 (aloserthatcanonlyty... | 89.44 | 95% | 2022-02-08 |
8140. | Geoff (geofbot) | 89.44 | 95% | 2014-07-10 |
8141. | Kagamine (kagamine_len) | 89.44 | 97% | 2023-03-25 |
8142. | Mason (mazmoto) | 89.44 | 96% | 2017-09-28 |
8143. | tirehtööri (benracer) | 89.44 | 96% | 2023-04-10 |
8144. | Tom (speedor) | 89.44 | 95.6% | 2021-02-19 |
8145. | canadavid1 (canadavid1) | 89.43 | 97% | 2023-10-30 |
8146. | DwarvenCraft (olegi) | 89.43 | 93% | 2016-11-20 |
8147. | SeanBona (pball4ever) | 89.43 | 97% | 2014-04-25 |
8148. | Alec (qwenter) | 89.42 | 98% | 2018-10-12 |
8149. | Alei (aleiswift) | 89.42 | 99% | 2023-02-11 |
8150. | Nick (bopob) | 89.42 | 97% | 2021-09-21 |
8151. | Da (zzilong) | 89.42 | 96% | 2011-08-18 |
8152. | Chris (posz) | 89.42 | 95% | 2012-06-22 |
8153. | Ella (ella_s) | 89.42 | 95% | 2012-12-04 |
8154. | Jasper (jasperc) | 89.41 | 90% | 2014-09-07 |
8155. | phinfinity (phinfinity) | 89.41 | 95% | 2013-09-05 |
8156. | Enrique (zero9o) | 89.41 | 98% | 2016-04-02 |
8157. | Kieran (deathranger999) | 89.40 | 95% | 2014-11-05 |
8158. | Saurabh (sau7abh) | 89.39 | 98% | 2022-10-30 |
8159. | Omar (tonyproject) | 89.39 | 98% | 2021-01-20 |
8160. | Azerty 0w0 (benz_) | 89.39 | 98% | 2021-03-31 |
8161. | Dum Dumb (dumdumbrulz) | 89.39 | 95% | 2012-05-21 |
8162. | Adridri (eidorian) | 89.38 | 92% | 2022-05-29 |
8163. | Josh (castnightwolf) | 89.38 | 95% | 2014-08-11 |
8164. | Victor (susavile) | 89.38 | 99% | 2018-02-11 |
8165. | Leo (gnowoel) | 89.38 | 99% | 2019-03-15 |
8166. | Nick (cptchunk) | 89.37 | 94% | 2012-03-29 |
8167. | kitten (raccoon2033) | 89.37 | 96% | 2022-12-29 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |