So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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27162. | Kevin (kevinwihriala) | 55.35 | 96% | 2016-05-01 |
27163. | C3_l357E (sufyandaredevil) | 55.35 | 90% | 2017-05-30 |
27164. | ty (babygyrlty) | 55.35 | 95% | 2012-12-10 |
27165. | Alejandro (appleonama1) | 55.35 | 92% | 2015-05-20 |
27166. | Shafiul (shafi1258) | 55.34 | 96% | 2023-09-02 |
27167. | Sam (vynsta) | 55.34 | 90% | 2016-09-25 |
27168. | m (mawcks) | 55.34 | 94% | 2018-04-21 |
27169. | Shravan (infernosloth) | 55.34 | 96.6% | 2021-02-16 |
27170. | Rohit (rmguttal) | 55.34 | 89% | 2014-10-04 |
27171. | Pathak (pathak_sahab) | 55.33 | 97% | 2022-07-25 |
27172. | Suthichai (randombadger) | 55.33 | 96% | 2019-08-01 |
27173. | vircatro (vircatro) | 55.33 | — | 2009-04-27 |
27174. | Scott (sportsjenkins) | 55.33 | 94% | 2016-06-02 |
27175. | Dev (dev.salman@yahoo.com) | 55.33 | — | 2009-11-05 |
27176. | Vlad (vladsh27) | 55.32 | 95% | 2021-02-09 |
27177. | Cherry (boboo321) | 55.32 | — | 2010-11-09 |
27178. | Hermann (pseudex) | 55.31 | 94% | 2014-10-17 |
27179. | Nitish (nitishdiwakar) | 55.31 | 94% | 2014-12-04 |
27180. | Braden (bradenp2) | 55.31 | 96% | 2020-02-24 |
27181. | Kayson (mnemonicaa) | 55.31 | 96% | 2020-05-02 |
27182. | Wael (wael) | 55.31 | — | 2010-05-13 |
27183. | Muhammad (hafizishaq) | 55.31 | 95% | 2018-10-20 |
27184. | spiros (spiros) | 55.31 | 97% | 2015-04-16 |
27185. | Jordan (peanut81494) | 55.31 | 95% | 2012-11-11 |
27186. | Divyanshu (dev064) | 55.30 | 96% | 2022-01-16 |
27187. | P (chronos_timepiece) | 55.30 | 91% | 2015-05-26 |
27188. | Ashok (rayeu) | 55.30 | 94% | 2013-08-02 |
27189. | Luke (lhauflin) | 55.30 | 91% | 2012-12-10 |
27190. | JAI SHRI GANESHAY NAMAH (di... | 55.29 | 100% | 2023-07-15 |
27191. | darry09 (darry09) | 55.29 | 96% | 2021-04-21 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |