So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
18416. | Sahara (sahara37) | 69.77 | 96% | 2019-04-04 |
18417. | Travis (tr4v1sty) | 69.77 | 98% | 2019-09-10 |
18418. | j (potatostock) | 69.77 | 98% | 2022-12-12 |
18419. | Brathep (typzta) | 69.77 | 95% | 2013-12-11 |
18420. | SpeedBoat (flintflanagan) | 69.76 | 97.3% | 2023-11-01 |
18421. | Shaur (shaur_herng) | 69.76 | 97% | 2022-11-05 |
18422. | Oozie (ellio011) | 69.76 | — | 2009-06-05 |
18423. | Rich (helmsrich) | 69.75 | 95% | 2011-04-06 |
18424. | Yealt (yealtnt) | 69.75 | 93% | 2015-02-16 |
18425. | David (fantasticdavid) | 69.75 | 96% | 2021-09-20 |
18426. | kyle (hiefenhoomer) | 69.75 | 97% | 2022-06-25 |
18427. | Chris (splixerr) | 69.75 | 97% | 2023-09-11 |
18428. | Joe (joepickle) | 69.75 | 96.4% | 2021-02-02 |
18429. | Sergey (hasatsu) | 69.75 | 95% | 2013-03-27 |
18430. | eri (nanoeri) | 69.75 | 97% | 2014-01-12 |
18431. | John (drtype) | 69.75 | 97% | 2013-02-25 |
18432. | David (insert_good_username) | 69.74 | 96% | 2023-05-20 |
18433. | Henry (fastypr) | 69.74 | 96% | 2021-05-30 |
18434. | sator1 (sator1) | 69.74 | 98% | 2022-09-18 |
18435. | scuba (scuba2x) | 69.74 | 96% | 2022-05-08 |
18436. | Shypolarbear (shypolarbear) | 69.74 | 98% | 2017-07-25 |
18437. | Haezal (ezal_epy) | 69.74 | 94% | 2012-07-19 |
18438. | Thayz (onmywatto100) | 69.74 | 91% | 2013-09-08 |
18439. | scribblemaniac (scribbleman... | 69.74 | 90% | 2015-06-16 |
18440. | DunDun (dundunbread) | 69.73 | 96.4% | 2023-10-15 |
18441. | Tsuguto (tkogamer) | 69.73 | 95% | 2022-01-16 |
18442. | Jerome (jeromepogs) | 69.73 | 91% | 2013-06-11 |
18443. | Dick (hatmehit) | 69.73 | 95% | 2015-08-18 |
18444. | Wroom! (wrom) | 69.73 | — | 2011-02-23 |
18445. | Estacado (estacado) | 69.73 | 92% | 2012-03-27 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |