So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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21331. | Anthony (mike916) | 64.92 | — | 2010-04-14 |
21332. | Christian (icryeverytime) | 64.91 | 96% | 2021-04-09 |
21333. | Mr (almog2610) | 64.91 | 97% | 2017-08-20 |
21334. | Tanvir (lakhan) | 64.91 | 95% | 2016-06-27 |
21335. | Endeavour (endeavour) | 64.91 | 97% | 2013-10-17 |
21336. | Chirag (crg91) | 64.91 | 91% | 2012-08-28 |
21337. | wesley (theempiretriescrack) | 64.90 | 95% | 2022-06-20 |
21338. | Eric (cloud99) | 64.90 | 95% | 2022-08-14 |
21339. | J.zargo (jzargo5) | 64.90 | 97% | 2022-10-17 |
21340. | Alvin (alvin649) | 64.90 | 96% | 2021-03-24 |
21341. | Jacob (depressedandcold) | 64.90 | 96% | 2021-01-24 |
21342. | Brennan (brenn52) | 64.90 | 95% | 2013-09-25 |
21343. | bzhlk (bzhlk) | 64.90 | — | 2011-03-27 |
21344. | hai (nothing101) | 64.90 | 93% | 2012-03-16 |
21345. | Meriial (meriial) | 64.90 | — | 2010-12-09 |
21346. | Jane (chancel) | 64.90 | 93% | 2013-06-17 |
21347. | Ludvig (krang) | 64.89 | 96% | 2021-11-17 |
21348. | TetraVoltX (wing_x) | 64.89 | 97% | 2021-07-29 |
21349. | | (canvaslol) | 64.89 | 93% | 2021-12-29 |
21350. | Shuozhe (nnet) | 64.89 | 98% | 2012-05-03 |
21351. | luxtr (luxtr) | 64.89 | 98% | 2012-08-17 |
21352. | Mr (luna1001) | 64.89 | 95% | 2012-01-04 |
21353. | Luke (skulluk) | 64.89 | 85% | 2016-10-31 |
21354. | Edos (voorheeseidos) | 64.88 | 92% | 2014-01-02 |
21355. | Lunatic (arthariaz) | 64.88 | 94.8% | 2021-01-28 |
21356. | JanAx (optimus1993) | 64.88 | 93% | 2016-06-29 |
21357. | Gagan Deep (slim0123) | 64.88 | 93% | 2016-05-23 |
21358. | Pradip (pradip) | 64.88 | — | 2009-10-13 |
21359. | JiaXing (hueng_jia_xing) | 64.88 | 96% | 2014-06-17 |
21360. | Muhammad (256shoaib) | 64.88 | 94% | 2012-11-10 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |