So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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26833. | Maxamad amiin (aqoonraadiye71) | 55.93 | 96% | 2022-11-25 |
26834. | Frosted (tiger2956) | 55.93 | 95% | 2021-05-02 |
26835. | soeliphilia (soeliphilia) | 55.92 | 94% | 2020-04-01 |
26836. | Gaurav (amigauravsingh) | 55.92 | 95% | 2022-11-03 |
26837. | Luis (oreos_waat) | 55.92 | 97% | 2023-09-26 |
26838. | var (varbuzz) | 55.92 | 95% | 2021-07-21 |
26839. | Shilong (nautist) | 55.92 | 97% | 2021-04-27 |
26840. | rail (railyue) | 55.92 | 94% | 2012-04-23 |
26841. | Michael (aliasmk) | 55.92 | 91% | 2012-09-26 |
26842. | Reptile (raptilian) | 55.91 | 94% | 2022-10-20 |
26843. | qrill (qrill) | 55.91 | 93% | 2023-08-03 |
26844. | Redking344 (redking344) | 55.91 | 95% | 2022-01-14 |
26845. | Felix (metr_x) | 55.91 | 96% | 2023-01-01 |
26846. | keb (kerringtonbridges) | 55.91 | 95% | 2021-11-17 |
26847. | Lin (desolaterain) | 55.91 | — | 2010-04-09 |
26848. | galactic (galactic) | 55.90 | — | 2009-08-07 |
26849. | Krish (ninjakrish) | 55.89 | 93% | 2019-03-04 |
26850. | FStan (1024514) | 55.89 | 95% | 2016-09-09 |
26851. | ryandi (ryandi) | 55.89 | 98% | 2017-10-31 |
26852. | chunchunmaru (mr_mystery4896) | 55.88 | 96% | 2019-01-12 |
26853. | bleh (dan1ce) | 55.88 | 95% | 2021-07-01 |
26854. | Deep (deepnguyen) | 55.88 | 94% | 2016-04-07 |
26855. | Elijah (nom3rcy1) | 55.88 | 90% | 2017-04-13 |
26856. | Nasir (nasir1) | 55.88 | — | 2010-06-07 |
26857. | Edward (venom06) | 55.88 | 95% | 2018-07-25 |
26858. | Nguyen (ngamykaka) | 55.88 | 91% | 2012-09-06 |
26859. | Jiten (jieten) | 55.88 | 94% | 2013-09-10 |
26860. | Darren Yep (darrenyep) | 55.88 | 93% | 2011-05-04 |
26861. | n0 (doo1222) | 55.87 | 98% | 2021-08-20 |
26862. | Raphael (crazydrmad) | 55.87 | 97% | 2020-12-31 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |