So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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1627. | Cam (qwestfinder) | 116.65 | 99% | 2023-04-20 |
1628. | IAmAtomicツ (from_phlol) | 116.63 | 98.2% | 2023-11-03 |
1629. | (jasimk) | 116.63 | 98% | 2023-05-18 |
1630. | schnook (schnook) | 116.63 | — | 2010-05-27 |
1631. | Joyce (hoysay) | 116.63 | 99% | 2016-03-15 |
1632. | Xpekade (xpekade) | 116.62 | 98% | 2023-10-26 |
1633. | esther (star1127) | 116.62 | — | 2010-05-14 |
1634. | kkgbyn (slyle) | 116.62 | 95% | 2015-12-10 |
1635. | ॐ ღ kelz ღ ॐ ♥ wa... | 116.62 | 97% | 2018-02-19 |
1636. | eric (supercire) | 116.61 | — | 2010-07-05 |
1637. | Kupo (shinymoogle) | 116.60 | 99% | 2013-10-08 |
1638. | Marc (cyph3r) | 116.60 | 95% | 2013-05-08 |
1639. | Hehedshot (hehedshot) | 116.59 | 98% | 2020-07-27 |
1640. | Yoo (harmony_card) | 116.59 | 99% | 2016-11-03 |
1641. | hi (newkeyboardlove) | 116.59 | 97% | 2017-12-13 |
1642. | frank (fastfingersfrank) | 116.58 | 97% | 2020-03-07 |
1643. | Ms (maiviolin) | 116.57 | 95% | 2016-05-07 |
1644. | Cat (teafairy) | 116.57 | 98% | 2013-05-22 |
1645. | Ho0n (ho0n) | 116.57 | — | 2008-12-02 |
1646. | TWCHO (twcho) | 116.56 | 95% | 2015-06-20 |
1647. | Richard (moose6589) | 116.55 | 99% | 2011-12-30 |
1648. | Joana (jocho526) | 116.54 | — | 2008-11-07 |
1649. | RIP Byron (enriquecollin) | 116.54 | 99% | 2017-12-28 |
1650. | Austin (i_fail) | 116.53 | 100% | 2012-01-25 |
1651. | Cal (wiscahhhhnsin) | 116.51 | 99% | 2019-07-30 |
1652. | George (flamewheel) | 116.51 | — | 2010-07-30 |
1653. | hengoat (bagnana) | 116.49 | 99% | 2019-05-10 |
1654. | wr.dd.i.go.rng (lucean) | 116.49 | 98% | 2017-01-24 |
1655. | claus (homeboiclaus) | 116.49 | 97% | 2018-06-28 |
1656. | BanjoBoss (banjoboss) | 116.48 | 99% | 2023-09-18 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |