So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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32067. | wavelet_wizard (pv44400) | 45.05 | 89% | 2016-02-16 |
32068. | yali (ilayali02) | 45.04 | 96% | 2022-04-02 |
32069. | david (david987) | 45.04 | — | 2010-02-18 |
32070. | BABAboi (sahiljangir) | 45.03 | 94% | 2022-03-23 |
32071. | Noel (thecasperrojas) | 45.03 | 83% | 2015-12-09 |
32072. | zeefi (zeefi) | 45.03 | 91% | 2015-03-16 |
32073. | Santhosh (menon) | 45.03 | 91% | 2015-02-15 |
32074. | Adam (ezrice) | 45.02 | 96% | 2021-04-03 |
32075. | Kashmir (kashmiri_boy) | 45.01 | 97% | 2021-01-27 |
32076. | Jerry (jerrylee1157) | 45.01 | 88% | 2011-06-23 |
32077. | Helder (holder) | 45.01 | — | 2009-11-27 |
32078. | jay (thefilipinoguyjay657) | 45.01 | — | 2010-11-04 |
32079. | Daniel (misterz3d) | 45.01 | 88% | 2015-01-03 |
32080. | Isabel (isa_maribel) | 45.00 | 96% | 2012-11-02 |
32081. | prince (raiprince001) | 45.00 | — | 2010-06-05 |
32082. | Fred (goose) | 45.00 | — | 2009-02-10 |
32083. | Save Palestine (mister_hanter) | 44.99 | 95% | 2022-06-24 |
32084. | Rifandi (rifandi) | 44.99 | — | 2009-08-27 |
32085. | Forest (kathtastrophe) | 44.99 | — | 2011-04-17 |
32086. | Honq (honq) | 44.99 | 95% | 2012-01-04 |
32087. | dk (thehurpydurpyturtle) | 44.98 | 95% | 2018-09-23 |
32088. | nik (nikos12) | 44.98 | 96% | 2017-12-07 |
32089. | roadto70wpm (tryingtohavefu... | 44.97 | 91% | 2023-05-21 |
32090. | Daksh (sdj214383) | 44.97 | 95.4% | 2023-10-10 |
32091. | Shalz (shalzin) | 44.97 | 94% | 2023-05-28 |
32092. | Temir (timchis_13) | 44.97 | 93% | 2020-08-19 |
32093. | ismah (ismahhanifi) | 44.97 | 95% | 2012-04-18 |
32094. | love.. (ssagar) | 44.97 | 88% | 2013-04-09 |
32095. | sami (samim) | 44.97 | — | 2009-04-08 |
32096. | thuy (kemu) | 44.96 | — | 2010-08-09 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |