So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
6618. | ds (demonspeed) | 93.69 | 96% | 2011-08-11 |
6619. | Programmer (jsprogrammer) | 93.68 | 99% | 2023-06-13 |
6620. | Clanty (clantzz) | 93.68 | 92% | 2016-04-24 |
6621. | Hadeed (hadeedji) | 93.67 | 97% | 2020-12-30 |
6622. | nila (nila) | 93.67 | — | 2008-11-26 |
6623. | Juggalo (clownvid) | 93.67 | 95% | 2011-10-27 |
6624. | ずんだ哲学 (vileru) | 93.66 | 97% | 2020-11-07 |
6625. | vampires (kkcwkoh) | 93.66 | 96% | 2021-07-29 |
6626. | Glerou (tudesci) | 93.66 | 99% | 2021-03-26 |
6627. | Tram (kutechicken) | 93.66 | 99% | 2013-08-21 |
6628. | Magnus (moobin) | 93.66 | 98% | 2013-10-06 |
6629. | Lee (bolttyper) | 93.65 | 97% | 2016-09-11 |
6630. | Lily (b00mer7) | 93.65 | 98% | 2021-06-28 |
6631. | sean (tpsn3) | 93.65 | 95% | 2011-07-11 |
6632. | John (you_me) | 93.65 | — | 2009-04-16 |
6633. | Emmanuel (giantimi) | 93.65 | — | 2010-11-04 |
6634. | Jpjt (jyrah) | 93.64 | 97% | 2023-06-20 |
6635. | LagginKeys (chuckey) | 93.64 | 97% | 2019-11-06 |
6636. | Dan (dkwall) | 93.63 | 92% | 2014-10-17 |
6637. | Diego (divarela) | 93.63 | 98% | 2023-05-30 |
6638. | Elijamin (mejikmahn) | 93.63 | 97% | 2021-03-30 |
6639. | Mozes (newshield) | 93.63 | 91% | 2014-12-17 |
6640. | Joshua (krumpage) | 93.63 | 95% | 2013-08-02 |
6641. | Eujean (eujean) | 93.63 | 98% | 2021-11-15 |
6642. | Ray (polopopy) | 93.62 | 95% | 2023-06-13 |
6643. | λ (yambda) | 93.62 | 97.5% | 2023-10-01 |
6644. | peench (gozaimasu) | 93.62 | 94% | 2015-05-07 |
6645. | Sven (sfonxs) | 93.61 | 93% | 2016-10-13 |
6646. | Last (thelastmuffin) | 93.61 | 97.4% | 2023-09-28 |
6647. | Dietrich (dietrich) | 93.61 | — | 2008-10-01 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |