So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
18750. | Cass (paramisery) | 69.21 | 97% | 2023-10-18 |
18751. | L (thereddone) | 69.21 | 96% | 2021-11-20 |
18752. | mad792 (mad792) | 69.21 | 97% | 2021-04-25 |
18753. | Luke (lvsq) | 69.21 | 96.2% | 2021-02-22 |
18754. | Criss (criss1980) | 69.21 | 97% | 2011-11-30 |
18755. | Kira (kirasong) | 69.20 | 98% | 2015-08-21 |
18756. | Nor (nor9864) | 69.20 | 89% | 2015-09-11 |
18757. | Andrew (completespud) | 69.20 | 97% | 2022-07-08 |
18758. | sd (yoyoyou) | 69.20 | — | 2010-12-07 |
18759. | Victor (vctrku1) | 69.20 | 95% | 2016-06-25 |
18760. | Shyama Priya (srege) | 69.20 | 94% | 2013-06-26 |
18761. | Darius (dpar27) | 69.19 | 97% | 2022-02-21 |
18762. | Thiago (thiagotnunes) | 69.19 | 99% | 2012-10-31 |
18763. | Mo (slimg00dy) | 69.19 | 96% | 2019-05-13 |
18764. | Pavan (mpkreddy93) | 69.19 | 94% | 2015-11-15 |
18765. | Ashish (asis) | 69.19 | 97% | 2014-10-17 |
18766. | Suraj Gurung (samiraz) | 69.18 | 99% | 2023-08-27 |
18767. | Hamed (vhamed) | 69.18 | 98% | 2021-04-21 |
18768. | john (internal) | 69.18 | — | 2008-08-14 |
18769. | Souvik (rascalam) | 69.17 | 98% | 2021-10-07 |
18770. | matan (m20072) | 69.17 | 94% | 2013-07-24 |
18771. | mustajab (mustajabsony) | 69.17 | 94% | 2023-05-10 |
18772. | DF (df__) | 69.17 | 97% | 2021-05-07 |
18773. | Unknown (braziliandude) | 69.17 | — | 2009-03-15 |
18774. | kumaicho (kumaicho) | 69.17 | 96% | 2020-10-23 |
18775. | akk (torriala) | 69.17 | 94% | 2016-08-13 |
18776. | Paulo (akosipauie) | 69.16 | 96% | 2013-08-08 |
18777. | Orton (ortxn) | 69.16 | 95.8% | 2023-10-08 |
18778. | Boba (tapiocaman) | 69.16 | 95% | 2022-10-17 |
18779. | Aaron (violapwner) | 69.16 | 92% | 2023-09-16 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |