So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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18097. | Shea (sbryan1) | 70.33 | 96% | 2017-09-15 |
18098. | David (sweetswiss) | 70.33 | 97% | 2018-02-23 |
18099. | Mr.ThuPham (mr_thuphamthien) | 70.33 | — | 2010-03-25 |
18100. | Jack (detroitpistons16) | 70.33 | 93% | 2016-04-04 |
18101. | Raymond (awedragon) | 70.33 | 98% | 2018-08-14 |
18102. | Pete (callpete) | 70.32 | 98% | 2023-02-27 |
18103. | CrUzz (cruzz) | 70.32 | 95% | 2023-02-16 |
18104. | Holden (enelpriest) | 70.32 | 95% | 2016-12-12 |
18105. | Salem (slomy0010) | 70.31 | 97% | 2023-03-02 |
18106. | Josh (syztyqus) | 70.31 | 96% | 2021-06-12 |
18107. | JNeil! (miyapanget) | 70.31 | 90% | 2014-04-30 |
18108. | Hussain (malik1122) | 70.31 | 92% | 2015-05-30 |
18109. | youm (youm) | 70.31 | 97% | 2017-10-11 |
18110. | Lindsay (folkygal) | 70.31 | 95% | 2011-05-12 |
18111. | yea (yea23456) | 70.30 | 96% | 2023-02-01 |
18112. | Cullen (ctf011) | 70.30 | 98% | 2022-10-28 |
18113. | eeao (eeao) | 70.29 | 96% | 2021-05-12 |
18114. | gerachomp (gerachomp) | 70.29 | 98% | 2022-08-22 |
18115. | Phong (hphong) | 70.29 | — | 2009-12-02 |
18116. | Thinh (thinhtr) | 70.28 | 95% | 2021-09-04 |
18117. | jm (sirpricebeach) | 70.28 | 96% | 2021-11-12 |
18118. | Singing (singing_griffin) | 70.28 | 94% | 2017-02-25 |
18119. | Svik (mdf288) | 70.28 | 97% | 2014-09-15 |
18120. | Daryl (namisimp) | 70.27 | 96% | 2022-06-01 |
18121. | Aaron (spacexglizzy) | 70.27 | 96% | 2021-07-12 |
18122. | spargy (spargy) | 70.27 | 96% | 2015-11-02 |
18123. | Bunna (skykid) | 70.27 | — | 2011-03-20 |
18124. | Twilight (twlight_sparkle) | 70.26 | 96% | 2020-09-10 |
18125. | pieter (pieterdekezel) | 70.26 | 95% | 2023-08-02 |
18126. | Jasmine (nyeaow) | 70.26 | 97% | 2022-12-19 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |