So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
33399. | Luci (luci192915) | 40.25 | 98.2% | 2021-02-01 |
33400. | devon (numantyke) | 40.25 | 94% | 2016-05-07 |
33401. | Andre (freaker) | 40.25 | — | 2010-04-29 |
33402. | allex (allexthebig) | 40.24 | 95% | 2021-01-25 |
33403. | YIPO (mg8802) | 40.24 | — | 2010-09-28 |
33404. | Bes (bes_snov) | 40.23 | 85% | 2016-08-24 |
33405. | yusn (kdplus) | 40.23 | 89% | 2015-07-06 |
33406. | Anil (anil1631988) | 40.23 | 91% | 2015-05-17 |
33407. | Snake (snake8x) | 40.23 | 90% | 2014-04-30 |
33408. | John (bubu800) | 40.23 | 92% | 2016-03-06 |
33409. | miakis (zeya) | 40.22 | 85% | 2011-06-17 |
33410. | cristian (goingobi1) | 40.21 | 95% | 2022-09-25 |
33411. | Saitor (saitor) | 40.21 | 91% | 2011-12-29 |
33412. | Govind (404fixer) | 40.21 | 96% | 2021-10-05 |
33413. | Vlad (tyshkev) | 40.21 | 91% | 2017-01-18 |
33414. | posheng (posh) | 40.21 | — | 2008-12-17 |
33415. | PING (pingjjjjjj) | 40.20 | 95% | 2023-08-23 |
33416. | hamed (hameelas) | 40.20 | 87% | 2011-12-14 |
33417. | Denis (semangelaf) | 40.20 | — | 2008-12-21 |
33418. | Hali (the_holy_hali) | 40.19 | 95% | 2020-11-09 |
33419. | kim (kemm) | 40.17 | — | 2010-06-17 |
33420. | Jeƒƒ (juggydog) | 40.17 | 89% | 2011-10-14 |
33421. | 4lg0r1thm (s4int) | 40.16 | 86% | 2012-12-15 |
33422. | Armen (chuk) | 40.16 | — | 2009-02-26 |
33423. | randi (lvuql) | 40.14 | 94% | 2022-01-02 |
33424. | TrueLove (jamassasin99) | 40.14 | 84% | 2016-04-16 |
33425. | Naresh (learnrapid) | 40.14 | 95% | 2021-06-28 |
33426. | Amorphous (tawseef) | 40.14 | 96% | 2021-03-07 |
33427. | J. Dong (likelihood) | 40.13 | 94% | 2023-10-30 |
33428. | Alessandro (caccoso) | 40.12 | — | 2010-05-30 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |