So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
18949. | Rebekka (rebekkah) | 68.91 | — | 2011-04-26 |
18950. | some_guy (liudvikas) | 68.91 | 95% | 2017-05-08 |
18951. | elpresador (el_presador) | 68.91 | 93% | 2011-11-26 |
18952. | Tuan (dleh) | 68.91 | — | 2010-09-16 |
18953. | Cao Sy Hai (caosyhailong99) | 68.90 | 95% | 2019-04-22 |
18954. | Trent (twesley20) | 68.90 | 97% | 2022-06-01 |
18955. | UnreliableSpare (unreliable... | 68.90 | 98% | 2023-03-26 |
18956. | beansnboges (beansnboges) | 68.90 | 98% | 2021-10-27 |
18957. | ECT_ (ect_27) | 68.90 | 96% | 2014-10-06 |
18958. | einstrung (einstrung) | 68.90 | 92% | 2011-11-15 |
18959. | Felix (idk14344) | 68.89 | 95% | 2022-01-30 |
18960. | ubaldo (ubakun) | 68.89 | — | 2008-09-12 |
18961. | Huoi (huy_truong_le) | 68.89 | 97% | 2021-08-22 |
18962. | tstats[armanto] (armanto) | 68.89 | 98% | 2022-07-14 |
18963. | Sajan (sajanjosan) | 68.89 | 98% | 2017-10-20 |
18964. | shanen (shanenliu) | 68.89 | — | 2010-06-29 |
18965. | Ben (p0ssyd3str0y3r) | 68.88 | 96% | 2019-11-07 |
18966. | believe_that_ (believe_that_) | 68.88 | 95% | 2022-09-15 |
18967. | Stephen (kungszehon) | 68.88 | 91% | 2016-12-06 |
18968. | chetan (rockspeed) | 68.88 | 96% | 2013-06-27 |
18969. | Fat (fatally) | 68.88 | 93% | 2012-10-27 |
18970. | Mark (cyclingguy536) | 68.87 | 96% | 2021-12-27 |
18971. | Moose (ksmoose) | 68.87 | 95% | 2021-08-06 |
18972. | Tung (haruharu2257) | 68.87 | 96% | 2023-02-23 |
18973. | Jim (sungmin_suju) | 68.87 | — | 2010-12-05 |
18974. | j (jconx) | 68.87 | — | 2011-04-27 |
18975. | diow (diow) | 68.87 | 94% | 2013-02-13 |
18976. | BrĂ¡ulio (braulio) | 68.87 | — | 2010-12-13 |
18977. | Semyon (mstypist) | 68.86 | — | 2008-11-07 |
18978. | Amir (goat_bot) | 68.86 | 95% | 2021-09-09 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |