So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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5831. | Themis (themicp) | 95.97 | 95% | 2015-04-16 |
5832. | Sean (sullyw555) | 95.96 | 98% | 2023-03-24 |
5833. | Ryan (49ersfanforeva) | 95.96 | 94% | 2016-05-24 |
5834. | Monotone (tehbryster) | 95.96 | 93% | 2016-10-27 |
5835. | Mattias (sledge) | 95.96 | — | 2008-10-18 |
5836. | Bulker (bulker) | 95.95 | — | 2009-06-24 |
5837. | payn (paynnn_) | 95.95 | 96% | 2022-04-12 |
5838. | Chungster (lostonpop9) | 95.94 | 92% | 2015-12-07 |
5839. | gottagofast (haleymichellle) | 95.94 | 98% | 2015-12-25 |
5840. | Dustin (dustinofolino) | 95.94 | 98% | 2017-12-15 |
5841. | Arthur (artnet) | 95.94 | 96% | 2013-08-31 |
5842. | nemo (nemo_nemini) | 95.93 | 96% | 2021-12-11 |
5843. | Robin (wqxhouse) | 95.93 | 97% | 2023-01-02 |
5844. | ___________________________... | 95.93 | 98% | 2023-07-31 |
5845. | joseph (josephrchang) | 95.93 | 97% | 2022-03-29 |
5846. | Febreeze (madlibs) | 95.93 | 92% | 2015-04-17 |
5847. | ert (ertertertert) | 95.92 | — | 2011-03-19 |
5848. | Evan (shibbyllama) | 95.92 | 98% | 2012-01-22 |
5849. | kyler (king_ky) | 95.91 | 99% | 2023-02-09 |
5850. | David (mordecai1011) | 95.91 | 98% | 2023-01-18 |
5851. | Alex (alexhayward4321) | 95.91 | 99% | 2023-01-11 |
5852. | Linfeng (llinfeng) | 95.91 | 99% | 2019-04-25 |
5853. | Jason (itzsentinal) | 95.90 | 97% | 2020-05-08 |
5854. | ♥ (deuxanima) | 95.90 | 98% | 2011-12-22 |
5855. | superkhau (superkhau) | 95.89 | 97% | 2021-12-30 |
5856. | Meszo (meszo) | 95.89 | 92% | 2013-11-13 |
5857. | Zach (morcheeba) | 95.89 | — | 2011-04-13 |
5858. | pat (trikster) | 95.88 | 97% | 2020-10-16 |
5859. | lex (axemzo) | 95.87 | 98% | 2021-11-07 |
5860. | tstats[pandy69] (pandy69) | 95.87 | 98% | 2023-07-27 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |