So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
Active since August 3, 2008.
317 total characters in this text.
View Pit Stop page for this text
Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
11755. | Fedupedu (fedupedu) | 81.57 | 93% | 2016-12-30 |
11756. | Jusuf (kz99) | 81.56 | 97% | 2023-07-01 |
11757. | Fernando (ferny12344) | 81.56 | 18% | 2014-09-17 |
11758. | Ryan (breezybuster) | 81.56 | 97% | 2017-09-25 |
11759. | Theo (mewtish) | 81.56 | 98% | 2023-05-01 |
11760. | Snarky (snarkyp) | 81.56 | 94% | 2016-09-04 |
11761. | Also his friend Hendra Perm... | 81.56 | 87% | 2014-08-25 |
11762. | Ben (boboimo2) | 81.55 | 96% | 2019-09-26 |
11763. | Ev (complexion) | 81.55 | 98% | 2021-03-06 |
11764. | Ilyanna (ilygoesboom) | 81.55 | 91% | 2016-11-13 |
11765. | Optics (optics) | 81.55 | 91% | 2013-09-02 |
11766. | Corey (corkster) | 81.54 | 87% | 2013-07-13 |
11767. | Sourabh (sourabh14) | 81.54 | 96% | 2016-01-29 |
11768. | Benjamin (benky25) | 81.54 | 96% | 2023-06-20 |
11769. | Zach (encasedthought) | 81.54 | 96% | 2022-11-14 |
11770. | Shreyas (mrtigar) | 81.54 | 96% | 2016-07-03 |
11771. | actual (hanipop) | 81.53 | 91% | 2016-10-26 |
11772. | Zachary (ipaperkill) | 81.53 | 93% | 2016-08-06 |
11773. | Balint (mogyorosibalin) | 81.53 | 97% | 2022-11-28 |
11774. | Archie (archievald_ingco) | 81.53 | 92% | 2015-01-02 |
11775. | wawang (wangzfu) | 81.53 | 97% | 2012-05-08 |
11776. | 🧛 kia (kianachantal) | 81.53 | 93% | 2011-07-10 |
11777. | michael (increased) | 81.53 | 96% | 2017-11-04 |
11778. | Eric (edluu) | 81.53 | 91% | 2017-05-10 |
11779. | Dan (danmerriman) | 81.53 | — | 2008-08-08 |
11780. | 21blackjack (21blackjack_) | 81.53 | 98% | 2017-06-13 |
11781. | alvin (alvingogo) | 81.52 | 97% | 2023-01-05 |
11782. | Raifu (imeraifu) | 81.52 | 95% | 2014-09-12 |
11783. | keruya (keruya) | 81.51 | 94% | 2015-10-07 |
11784. | quang hiển (quanghienvh) | 81.51 | — | 2010-08-31 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |