So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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24750. | carl (carl0s) | 59.32 | 94% | 2012-10-14 |
24751. | Franco (franco96) | 59.32 | 97% | 2022-02-06 |
24752. | Dylan (odps) | 59.32 | 90% | 2015-11-19 |
24753. | ine (inesth) | 59.32 | 95% | 2016-10-13 |
24754. | Marianne (marf) | 59.32 | — | 2008-10-10 |
24755. | iracebackwards (stalker.tk@... | 59.31 | 87% | 2012-11-03 |
24756. | Saad (the_gentleman_bo) | 59.31 | 94% | 2021-02-10 |
24757. | Cole (koalapear) | 59.31 | 95% | 2015-06-02 |
24758. | Cevi (cevi) | 59.31 | — | 2011-02-02 |
24759. | Joe (eetma) | 59.30 | 96% | 2022-07-08 |
24760. | 1234 (nemesistroy) | 59.30 | 96% | 2021-08-15 |
24761. | thanh (hust9x) | 59.30 | 97% | 2020-11-12 |
24762. | RAY (imma_fail) | 59.30 | 97% | 2017-07-04 |
24763. | Grace (geg5) | 59.30 | 90% | 2012-08-18 |
24764. | bhuvan (bhuvan_rawal) | 59.30 | 94% | 2012-04-28 |
24765. | Alex (al3xx) | 59.30 | — | 2010-05-11 |
24766. | ANJUM (mehranjum) | 59.29 | 96% | 2021-07-16 |
24767. | Steven (stevencurryeggprata) | 59.29 | 99% | 2019-11-06 |
24768. | tstats[jack_kuzilan] (jack_... | 59.29 | 96.6% | 2021-02-23 |
24769. | Ogg (ogg_) | 59.29 | 96% | 2018-12-26 |
24770. | Cinnamon (lolobear) | 59.29 | 94% | 2021-05-26 |
24771. | Michael (schuh98) | 59.29 | 96% | 2018-04-06 |
24772. | pimpaingun (pimpaingun) | 59.29 | 94% | 2013-02-16 |
24773. | Dane (dane0316) | 59.29 | 89% | 2013-08-09 |
24774. | chadakmad040488 (datuchao23) | 59.29 | 93% | 2011-09-04 |
24775. | Sriyam (infernape_51) | 59.28 | 98% | 2022-08-30 |
24776. | Sven (dangerzone31) | 59.28 | 95% | 2022-01-17 |
24777. | JoJo (jojohk) | 59.28 | — | 2010-04-21 |
24778. | Panos (sm1th) | 59.28 | 94% | 2013-12-24 |
24779. | A (asive) | 59.28 | 96% | 2016-05-08 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |