So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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3157. | Kevin (kgao1996) | 106.59 | 98% | 2016-01-11 |
3158. | ΨTransmigrationOfSoulsΨ (... | 106.58 | 98% | 2013-11-21 |
3159. | David (davidjohnston20) | 106.57 | 99% | 2023-03-01 |
3160. | Joe (srittenhouse) | 106.57 | 98% | 2018-05-10 |
3161. | Maks (soult4ker) | 106.57 | 98% | 2014-03-08 |
3162. | Olu (olubean) | 106.56 | 98% | 2023-02-18 |
3163. | suiso (suisosan) | 106.56 | 97% | 2015-03-06 |
3164. | Rishi (roemo) | 106.55 | — | 2010-02-05 |
3165. | Jer (nadel1232) | 106.55 | 93% | 2015-04-10 |
3166. | Josh (goosedad) | 106.54 | 97% | 2022-10-23 |
3167. | Abraham (park) | 106.54 | 97% | 2012-05-24 |
3168. | Matt (yomatta) | 106.54 | 93% | 2012-11-26 |
3169. | N (ortizn) | 106.53 | 99% | 2023-04-04 |
3170. | Jessica (jessicak0) | 106.53 | 92% | 2012-08-19 |
3171. | Devon (evonde) | 106.53 | 95% | 2013-02-21 |
3172. | Hattori (hattorihanzo) | 106.52 | — | 2008-08-11 |
3173. | Joni (jonijiya) | 106.51 | 99% | 2017-07-26 |
3174. | agm (ag__) | 106.51 | 94% | 2011-10-16 |
3175. | Raheema (muslimhiphop_com) | 106.51 | — | 2009-08-20 |
3176. | Conflagration (conflagration) | 106.51 | 96% | 2014-09-29 |
3177. | Teemu (tsarpf) | 106.51 | 95% | 2013-05-26 |
3178. | Tamber (tamber) | 106.51 | 99% | 2011-09-12 |
3179. | John (soulsforhire) | 106.51 | 94% | 2015-01-31 |
3180. | pratyush (pmadhukar) | 106.51 | 98% | 2015-03-09 |
3181. | Magne (magnejv) | 106.50 | 95% | 2016-05-03 |
3182. | Jerry (squadala) | 106.50 | — | 2010-03-23 |
3183. | Amy (sicemxxamy) | 106.50 | 97% | 2012-06-26 |
3184. | Taco (tacobandit) | 106.49 | 99% | 2021-09-05 |
3185. | holymoly (kajohnny) | 106.49 | 98% | 2023-04-13 |
3186. | 🍋 (lemoncrush) | 106.48 | 98% | 2023-02-09 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |