So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
8727. | Steven (kithpom) | 88.01 | 99% | 2014-05-01 |
8728. | Justin (justinianwonton) | 88.01 | 94% | 2014-09-28 |
8729. | Jing (jindesu) | 88.00 | — | 2011-01-09 |
8730. | Marj (mhf715) | 88.00 | — | 2009-05-24 |
8731. | Arlin (arlin143) | 87.99 | 99% | 2019-06-18 |
8732. | bnaba (bi1238) | 87.99 | 97% | 2018-12-01 |
8733. | The Endeavourer (the_endeav... | 87.99 | — | 2008-11-25 |
8734. | Phozzon (phozzonunnium) | 87.98 | 94% | 2014-09-20 |
8735. | Jess (jessmware) | 87.98 | — | 2009-10-13 |
8736. | Andrew (andrewpc) | 87.98 | 96% | 2014-02-06 |
8737. | Carl (greviepaug) | 87.98 | 94% | 2015-09-17 |
8738. | Jared (jg808) | 87.97 | 98% | 2020-12-16 |
8739. | Bur (syjun) | 87.97 | 99% | 2021-01-24 |
8740. | CannoBeens (cannobeens) | 87.97 | 98% | 2013-07-16 |
8741. | Jennifer (jenniferzed) | 87.97 | 92% | 2015-02-15 |
8742. | deadnotsleeping (deadnotsle... | 87.97 | 96% | 2013-07-25 |
8743. | Eastsky712 (eastsky714) | 87.96 | 97% | 2023-06-07 |
8744. | Andy (theandymo) | 87.96 | 98% | 2018-09-03 |
8745. | Victor (owlgoesw00t) | 87.96 | 94% | 2016-12-16 |
8746. | Taylor (chiseled) | 87.96 | 94% | 2013-03-17 |
8747. | Kevin (zortchik) | 87.96 | 97% | 2013-09-05 |
8748. | Raizen (raizou) | 87.96 | 97% | 2013-09-25 |
8749. | Puneet (masterblaster100) | 87.96 | 98% | 2013-07-18 |
8750. | Josh (iccarus) | 87.96 | 96% | 2013-07-19 |
8751. | Peter (petermsoares) | 87.95 | 97% | 2021-09-12 |
8752. | Felix (ganc56141) | 87.95 | 97% | 2018-12-07 |
8753. | Monica (zexa) | 87.95 | 94% | 2014-05-16 |
8754. | zyoda (zyoda) | 87.95 | 94% | 2013-05-28 |
8755. | Schnu (schnu) | 87.95 | 99% | 2012-06-24 |
8756. | Thomas (regencoe) | 87.94 | 99% | 2016-02-04 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |