So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
13427. | type (typegod1123) | 78.44 | 95% | 2019-02-13 |
13428. | Nat (ngg4) | 78.44 | 97% | 2019-05-06 |
13429. | Woody (itskindapanda) | 78.44 | 95% | 2015-02-03 |
13430. | PBH (pbh19950) | 78.44 | 94% | 2012-07-19 |
13431. | Alexander (rodion) | 78.43 | 98% | 2015-04-18 |
13432. | chiru (phenggot200darken) | 78.43 | 96% | 2022-01-10 |
13433. | Skulkan (skulkan) | 78.43 | 94% | 2015-05-16 |
13434. | Kamil (maxxqueen) | 78.43 | 100% | 2016-07-08 |
13435. | Aleem Arshad (alley136) | 78.43 | — | 2010-11-16 |
13436. | Jeremy (z_jeremyz) | 78.42 | 93% | 2011-08-09 |
13437. | Ain'tPro (typelikeaboss123) | 78.42 | 98% | 2016-05-26 |
13438. | Pan (dip797) | 78.42 | 92% | 2012-12-16 |
13439. | John (vkts) | 78.42 | 98% | 2017-02-19 |
13440. | Robert (privateer) | 78.42 | 98% | 2013-04-22 |
13441. | Adam (borasz) | 78.42 | 95% | 2017-02-09 |
13442. | Kaj (kajvdh) | 78.41 | 95% | 2013-05-18 |
13443. | clarence (zerogly) | 78.40 | 97% | 2021-11-06 |
13444. | Luis (luismiguelcopadiaz) | 78.40 | 97% | 2021-06-01 |
13445. | Jeff (charsapoo) | 78.40 | — | 2011-04-12 |
13446. | Steeny (divastin) | 78.39 | 91% | 2014-10-27 |
13447. | Sissel (theonetrite) | 78.39 | 95% | 2022-04-04 |
13448. | THE_ONE (wejdan_23) | 78.39 | 95.8% | 2023-10-19 |
13449. | Tim (jackychan564) | 78.39 | 92% | 2016-03-14 |
13450. | Nim (nim1chimpsky) | 78.39 | 96% | 2021-11-07 |
13451. | hackthemoon (hackthemoon) | 78.39 | 97% | 2022-10-08 |
13452. | PARAG (parroye) | 78.39 | 96% | 2013-07-16 |
13453. | Han (mozes) | 78.39 | — | 2009-04-17 |
13454. | Fayaz Ali (fayazalilashari) | 78.39 | 96% | 2011-09-15 |
13455. | johnbutactuallynotjohn (yes... | 78.38 | 97% | 2021-06-19 |
13456. | Thuan (cloud9) | 78.38 | — | 2008-11-23 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |