So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
18620. | Egg (organicegg) | 69.42 | 96% | 2021-07-11 |
18621. | Vecarius (vecarius) | 69.42 | 96% | 2017-07-18 |
18622. | Daniel (aussiegrillgamr) | 69.42 | 95% | 2020-10-17 |
18623. | Axel (axel777) | 69.42 | 96% | 2021-05-29 |
18624. | Allen (toctaibuxu) | 69.42 | 91% | 2013-07-12 |
18625. | Leslie (ldystarr) | 69.42 | 98% | 2011-07-11 |
18626. | Keegan (keeganic) | 69.42 | — | 2009-07-17 |
18627. | Gorr (ayushjoshi) | 69.41 | 97% | 2022-04-09 |
18628. | Bob (archiveman) | 69.41 | 94% | 2013-10-13 |
18629. | Zaran (zaran) | 69.41 | 93% | 2012-02-04 |
18630. | Margaret (margaret) | 69.41 | — | 2008-08-09 |
18631. | Aman (aman123) | 69.41 | 92% | 2013-11-15 |
18632. | Rengri (rengri) | 69.40 | 97% | 2023-05-20 |
18633. | PrairieBaron (atbaron) | 69.40 | 94.5% | 2021-01-27 |
18634. | Emma (elfwinters) | 69.40 | 91% | 2017-04-12 |
18635. | yu (jayu94) | 69.40 | 93% | 2014-07-08 |
18636. | Lily (lilyflowa) | 69.39 | 96% | 2022-06-03 |
18637. | Taxadd (deadpoet123) | 69.39 | 95% | 2023-05-21 |
18638. | C (glnito) | 69.39 | 91% | 2016-02-01 |
18639. | Nick (itsaloof) | 69.39 | 97% | 2019-10-27 |
18640. | DotClassic (dotclassic) | 69.39 | 95% | 2013-03-28 |
18641. | Cheyenne (cheycc) | 69.39 | 97% | 2021-12-26 |
18642. | S (capanujan) | 69.39 | 90% | 2016-07-16 |
18643. | Phuc (tphuc112358) | 69.39 | 90% | 2013-12-17 |
18644. | MotherTrucker (jackyh98) | 69.39 | 96% | 2017-12-17 |
18645. | Sam (sharris11) | 69.38 | 96% | 2022-09-18 |
18646. | Zi Hao (im_getting_there) | 69.38 | 96% | 2021-11-05 |
18647. | cheche (checheche) | 69.38 | 96% | 2014-10-17 |
18648. | Moriarty (reepchieep) | 69.38 | 97% | 2014-06-04 |
18649. | Jacob (rath130) | 69.38 | 97% | 2018-11-16 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |