So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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8066. | Nessa (kidd000) | 89.66 | — | 2010-08-24 |
8067. | Telekinetic (ipwnuweep) | 89.65 | 96% | 2012-08-07 |
8068. | Mike (undecidedname02) | 89.65 | 94% | 2016-02-02 |
8069. | Carol (ozzynharriet7) | 89.65 | — | 2011-03-07 |
8070. | subham (subhamrawat) | 89.64 | 98% | 2022-10-23 |
8071. | Jesse (jessechu) | 89.64 | 97% | 2021-03-17 |
8072. | James (yamille1) | 89.64 | 98% | 2013-10-29 |
8073. | Ita (ita17) | 89.64 | 99% | 2022-03-26 |
8074. | Death (deathsbestfriend) | 89.64 | — | 2009-05-05 |
8075. | Brock (brockbnntt) | 89.62 | 97% | 2021-09-30 |
8076. | Nico (cuber) | 89.62 | 97% | 2018-03-13 |
8077. | bwian (brianschao) | 89.61 | 96% | 2018-11-28 |
8078. | abdullah (abdullah_ui) | 89.61 | 96% | 2021-11-16 |
8079. | Sydney (sydholla) | 89.61 | 98% | 2021-11-14 |
8080. | Daniel (danielwaker) | 89.61 | 96.5% | 2021-02-22 |
8081. | Barry (archchoa) | 89.61 | 95% | 2014-09-03 |
8082. | William (tirral) | 89.60 | 95% | 2011-09-05 |
8083. | Glennis (biotic_god) | 89.60 | 95% | 2022-02-12 |
8084. | Jin (jin_kx) | 89.59 | 91% | 2013-11-01 |
8085. | ed (edwardb) | 89.59 | 93% | 2012-12-25 |
8086. | Harald (mfafa) | 89.58 | 96% | 2017-04-30 |
8087. | Will (wbmustard) | 89.58 | — | 2010-12-17 |
8088. | Ernif (ernif) | 89.58 | 97% | 2014-09-09 |
8089. | Cody (zibraaaaaaaaaa) | 89.58 | 96% | 2022-03-14 |
8090. | SeanG (abnormall88) | 89.58 | 95% | 2014-10-25 |
8091. | moon272 (moon272) | 89.57 | 98% | 2022-11-06 |
8092. | m (flashyyy) | 89.57 | 97.5% | 2021-01-28 |
8093. | Near (nearly) | 89.57 | 83% | 2013-10-26 |
8094. | Atongs (atongs) | 89.57 | 94% | 2014-11-23 |
8095. | Sharpie (sharpieman20) | 89.56 | 97% | 2020-06-17 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |